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Posted by airheadgenius

 

This is not remotely important, but I just want to share that I cannot abide Addison Montgomery (Kate Walsh) from Private Practice. She pulls the weirdest "my brain just left the building" type faces which just aren't appropriate for a surgeon and her "sexy face" is enough to make me vom. This example is less about sexy and more "is it my imagination, or did he just fart?"  She doesn't move me in other words.

It's not her fault, poor love, it's nature. She has been unfortunately smitten with excruciatingly thin lips. A feature that I just cannot bear to contemplate. Another one of the crew - TIm Daly, aka Pete, is equally irritating for the same reason.

I cannot and will not trust people with thin lips. They skeeve me. And the thought of kissing a skinny no padding no juice mouth is a prospect just too awful to contemplate.
Kissing, as discussed here, is a wonderful past-time and something I am happy to engage in at any time, but a kisser is only as good as their equipment. Sometimes, when I see a really fat couple, I wonder how the hell they have sex. When I see two zip-lipped people, I wonder how on earth they can bear to kiss each other.

So now you know.

(I've am blessed with full lips and so am nonchalantly able to adopt this prejudiced position. Cry me a river you miserly mouthed muppets)

 

This man has been my DailyKnob before, but he made it back due to his juicy lip action:

 


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Comments

zeitgeisty said:

I hate her too... especially in that cadillac commercial.. God is she irritating..

January 26, 2009 10:25 PM

outerrich said:

as someone blessed with full/ample lips, i have to agree. i often see two people with non existent lips and wonder...does that even feel good?? it looks like two people gumming at each other's faces...weird. i am conflicted though...it's not their fault. it's kind of like men with premature baldness...it's not their fault, therefore i shouldn't judge.  but i can damn sure choose not to smooch them.

January 26, 2009 10:28 PM

recycledbrooklyn said:

Olu Dara has a great song about juicy lips.  I'd consider it an anthem.  I don't even want to see thin-lipped people on television!

January 27, 2009 6:16 AM

rivulation0 said:

Definitely, thin lips are not a good situation. On the other hand, I've found very full and badly controlled lips to quickly lead to "stop eating my face" syndrome... but that's more to do with lack of skill than lip size.

January 27, 2009 12:29 PM

Toluca_86 said:

Here's a question: can lips ever be too full?

I have reasonably full lips, but my sister's are even fuller, and I'm jealous; I think it makes her smile prettier.  Personally, I've never seen lips that I thought were "too full" but I sense that some people do, some people like balance in that regard.

Thoughts?

January 27, 2009 8:16 PM

LydiaSarah said:

Ew, I can't stand her either, but mostly because I find her completely implausible as a doctor, or really as anybody with half a brain.  Her lack of lips doesn't help though, now that you point it out. The weirdest is Don Henley. Nothing against the guy, I like "Hotel California" just fine, but, seriously, what the hell? On the other hand, Steven Tyler is a little too far in the other direction.

I am also grateful that my semitic blood has endowed me with full lips.

January 27, 2009 9:03 PM

Kittywantsacorner said:

As much as I dislike thin lips, I hate trout pout more. Living in LA, that's what I see most of the time - people who originally had thin lips who have stuffed them with injectibles until they can be used as flotation devices. Bring back the thin lips.

January 27, 2009 10:04 PM

JT said:

Mr. Benjamin is indeed juicy lol

January 27, 2009 10:17 PM

LydiaSarah said:

Seriously people, see for yourselves. Weird.

www.100xr.com/.../Don_Henley.jpg

As for lips being too big, I think it's more that if someone has really full lips that are obviously collagen-enhanced, it's kind of tacky.

January 27, 2009 10:21 PM

Tiptree said:

You can be thin-lipped and lovely.  And very few people add to their lip endowment without looking ridiculous.  I, for one, have yet to recover from the Barbara Hershey debacle.  So lovely in Hannah and Her Sisters that she drove her sister's husband nearly insane, and then unrecognizable a year later in Beaches.  I remember standing by the movie poster and reading her name, looking at her photo, reading, looking, reading, looking -- until, finally, someone told me that that was her.  Her lip enhancement somehow erased her, and left someone not nearly as interesting to look at.

January 27, 2009 11:19 PM

recycledbrooklyn said:

Toluca--Lips cannot be too big but sometimes faces can be too small.  

I really hate when thin-lipped people try to enhance their endowments by making duck faces in photos!  It's not pouty.  It's ducky!

January 28, 2009 6:35 AM

Drew said:

Y'know, as a guy who has ridiculously full lips, I feel like it makes me look less masculine. I have that stupid cupid's-bow thing going on and I hate it. To me, it makes my mouth look too small.

January 28, 2009 8:05 PM

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