I am a big fan of sex standing up.
I am also a fan of tall men.
The two are very often mutually exclusive. Especially amongst the 35+ set when the cartilage in the knees starts to wear out.
I had a FWB a year or two ago who, at 5'6" was shorter by far than my average conquest. Given that I wear heels pretty often, we were perfectly compatible for standing up sex.
We made great use of this compatibility.
At the time, I was in the process of having my house renovated and he had a bunch of properties that were also being worked on, so we found ourselves in construction sites pretty often. Now, I am not one for exhibitionism and have no desire to be watched whilst having sex, but the ease of a quickie stand up was too overwhelming and we had sex many times with the sound of contractors hammering away in the background.
Another notable stand up was from a dozen years ago. A quasi relationship this time. We were in bed one day, with me on top, when he abruptly stood up and walked me over to a wall. He moved as if he didn't have a 120lb woman attached to him. It was impressive and I told just about everyone I knew. He was pleased that his tremendous thighs had become almost legendary.
Just thought I'd share.
Ok, off out on a date. Have a lovely evening. I wonder how a stand up in the snow would be?
Here are some I made earlier:
Is this the best you can do?
Are you insulted?
Juicy Lips
Dear John, F*ck Off
Cry, get mad, move on soundtrack
Obama Babies
Granny Porn
Seriously, what is the point?
3 Basic Needs
Jeff Buckley. Gorgeous. Dead. Shame.
