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Posted by airheadgenius

Presumably more than a few of you remember the episode on Sex and the City when Samantha encounters a man with "funky tasting spunk". 

"Giving head [to you] is like a trip to the rotten-egg buffet." 

 

Vegetarians taste better than meat eaters apparently. (I say apparently because I've never messed with a vegetarian)

Alcohol, cigarettes, asparagus, red meat, all change the way semen tastes.

Men that drink plenty of fluids are more pleasant to swallow. Dehydrated bodies produce jizz like an old rice pudding and no one's into that.

So, we know all about men and their funky, sweet, salty, musty, fresh ejaculate.

But what of women? I've never pondered that question - whether we taste different based on what we eat. That was until this little corker from profrobert in response to my cigarette smoke post:

 

 

 

I've been told on many occasions that I've got a mango thing going on. Which is kinda funny cos I don't like them.

Anyways, weigh in people. What changes the taste of pussy?

 

Here are some I made earlier:
You people smell
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If I don't get laid soon
Sex standing up
Is this the best you can do?
Are you insulted?

 

 He's got a big one

 


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Comments

zeitgeisty said:

you and your mango snatch!

February 12, 2009 10:35 PM

airheadgenius said:

Haha - I know. This is at least the third time I've mentioned it. Wait til Shakti weighs in with her strawberry snatch.

February 12, 2009 10:39 PM

acamil said:

yes you do taste different. I don't know if its a food but you women taste different avery time.

what's wrong with you?

February 12, 2009 10:46 PM

recycledbrooklyn said:

Lordy, my favorite flavor, or flavour as the case may be.  I've yet to figure out what factors in to great, or very good, and I've been fortunate enough to only encounter bad once, and must admit I would not soldier on past the smell.  In fact I pretended to have drank too much.  I'm not ashamed.  If it doesn't smell good enough to dive in face first, I don't want any other part of me there either.

I can say, without any hesitation that women of different complexions, regardless of race, taste and smell different.  Not a qualitative difference.  Just different.  

I guess this isn't too informative.  One thing I've noticed is that every woman I've been with get a slight metallic taste right before coming.  this has been without exception so I figure if that taste comes up (no pun intended), I should keep doing what I'm doing.

And mango is a good thing... like a sweet musk.  

Oh, and another thing, there are certain scents that should never ever be masked!  Pussy should taste and smell like pussy.  End of story!

February 12, 2009 10:58 PM

acamil said:

"Pussy should taste and smell like pussy.  End of story!"

Amen to that! but please wash it! pussy taste i like, urine not so much!

February 12, 2009 11:11 PM

asianzensation said:

aww man, i wish i was mango. according to my current thang, i have a sugary sweet flavor going on.

diet is definitely a factor but also hygiene habits! i wash everyday, just a little non-scented soap and water keeps me fresh er sweet down there.

February 12, 2009 11:21 PM

avantgardener said:

Recycledbrooklyn,

The most interesting description I've heard was that it tastes like "liquid pennies."

Maybe you're onto something.

February 13, 2009 2:34 AM

amboabe said:

Funny thing about the cigarettes. I have pleasant memories of bitter tobacco fringed in with the hair and love effluvium. That was nice.

February 13, 2009 2:43 AM

profrobert said:

I don't know what I have to add beyond my original observation (though I'm curious if others have had the same experience, which is odd to me because the smell of cigarettes is so off-putting to me).  I'll send bank information as to where to send my cut of this week's blogger fees, though.  :-)

February 13, 2009 2:37 PM

LydiaSarah said:

I've messed with several vegetarians and have never noticed a difference between them and omnivores. Just FYI.

February 14, 2009 11:55 PM

la_cabrita said:

your blog grabbed me by the short hairs.

i love the word pussy. it has an anamonopeic

quality...the sound of touching it when the

juices are abundant and a bit sticky.

pussy, sounds like a sweet little grab of

hair, down there.

i have never eaten it, not to say i am a prudish

narcissi-puss but i just love mine.

my ex-boyfriend said mine was his favorite of

all-time and he had been a major playa. there was

never a moment practically when i didn't want to

put him in my mouth but he had a small vessel that

fed a bit of blood into his semen, not all the time,

so when it didn't taste like a creamy but liquid

penny swallow, i just couldn't do it, swallow that is.

i think my point, along with enjoying some sex talk

before the warm milk takes over my insomnia, is that

besides saying i had the sweetest little red headed

puss of all time, he said it tasted like matzo ball

soup...and from a minnesotan goy! oy!

February 17, 2009 5:30 AM

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