Was it just us, or was everything this week about moral compromises? Maybe it was just all the politics, everywhere, all the time! Or maybe it was all those people on TV doing things they shouldn't oughta. Anyway, here are the highlights (okay, and lowlights) of the week:
Election season kept on providing fun for everyone. SNL did a debate, and then another one, and even the real people took notice, and acted weird. And somehow Barack Obama thought he still wasn't getting enough TV time, so he bought some.
What's the big deal about Justin and Rebecca? It's not as if they're actual brother and sis -- er, excuse us. (Blechh.)
Christie Brinkley's morally iffy ex sat down with Barbara Walters. But we were hoping it would be this Peter Cook.
Hugh Hefner's new twin girlfriends have been busted for assault. Is it wrong if we still think they're hot?
We sure as hell didn't know how to feel about this picture of Kim Kardashian.
We saw everyone go crazy because Dancing With the Stars' Cheryl Burke gained five pounds. (Or maybe they just wanted an excuse to stare at her in a bikini.)
Stamos vs. Stamos! Everyone's a winner, right?
We weren't invited to Howard Stern's wedding bababooey.
Paris Hilton stopped being funny, so we decided not to have children with her.
Once again, we wanted to believe that Britney's all right.
You know who's nice? Minnie Driver, that's who's nice. So how 'bout if we end right here?