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Ricky Martin Comes Out As A "Fortunate Homosexual Man"

I guess he was sick of living la vida double? (Hey-o! And remember to tip your waitress, folks). In a move that shocked, like, maybe a handful of…

By James Brady Ryan on Mar 29th, 2010 | Comments (3)

Jared Leto's Band Covers Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance"

Have you ever listened to that song and thought, "If only this had been written and performed by some B-rate alterna-dude from the early '90s," well,…

By James Brady Ryan on Mar 29th, 2010 | Comments (6)

GOP Chairman Visits Bondage Club To See Lesbian Sex Acts

The Republicans are always calling progressives "limousine liberals," but that talking point is pretty laughable in light of newly-released…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 29th, 2010 | Comments (5)

Erykah Badu Runs Around Site Of Kennedy Shooting Naked, For "Window Seat"

I remember the first time I figured out that the Tori Amos song "Jackie's Strength" wasn't about abortion (all of Tori Amos' other songs are about…

By Drew Grant on Mar 29th, 2010 | Comments (2)

Rachel Weisz Might Play Villain In Next Bond Movie

There are few things that more firmly establish a woman's hotness than getting cast in a Bond movie. Denise Richards? Okay. Denise Richards as Dr.…

By Josh Kurp on Mar 29th, 2010 | Comments (6)

From The Mouth Of Babes: Lady Gaga Opens Up To New York Mag

“Pop stars should not eat,” Lady Gaga aka Stefani Germanotta (aka Big Boobs McGee, her high school nickname) told New York Magazine a year ago, and they…

By Drew Grant on Mar 29th, 2010 | Comments (6)

University of Illinois Student Schools the Westboro Baptist Church

There has been much debate about how best to respond to a group of crazies like the WBC. Some say ignore them completely, some say counter-protest, and…

By James Brady Ryan on Mar 29th, 2010 | Comments (8)

Hot Or Not: Katy Perry Is Sparkle-Motion

Honestly, we'd love to know how we felt about this outfit. We can't even figure out if it clashes horribly or blends perfectly with the background of the…

By Drew Grant on Mar 29th, 2010 | Comments (15)

Heidi Montag's Next Career Move: A Movie About Her Hills

The plastic surgery addict/woman who actually married that cretin Spencer Pratt is finally getting kicked off TV. Unfortunately for those of us who have…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 29th, 2010 | Comments (2)

Video: What If Desdemona Had A Sassy Gay Friend?

In the last installment of this series, an unnamed "sassy gay friend" saves Juliet from her murder-suicide pact with Romeo. This week: Othello! He may be…

By Drew Grant on Mar 29th, 2010 | Comments (6)

Lunchtime Link Love: Lady Gaga Flashes Twitter On Her Birthday

Merton (aka Ben Folds in a hoodie) is back on Chat Roulette... wait till about four minutes in for the best part. Students at Georgetown chained themselves…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 29th, 2010 | Comments (7)

#themoreuknow: Demi Moore Gave Kim Kardashian A Twitter PSA About Pimps

Hey, you got your insufferable superiority in my compulsive over-sharing! Well, you got your compulsive over-sharing in my insufferable superiority! Two…

By James Brady Ryan on Mar 29th, 2010 | Comments (4)

The Sesame Street Yip-Yip Aliens Meet Lady Gaga's "Telephone"

I know. It's been like two weeks since Telephone the video came out, and you've already seen approximately nine million parodies of it. By strangers on…

By Ben Reininga on Mar 29th, 2010 | Comments (5)

Rich Dude Sues An Escort For Not Being Julia Roberts

Robert Brot, a businessman in his mid-50s, thought all his hard work had paid off when he met a Southern redhead with "natural DDD" boobs who needed his…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 29th, 2010 | Comments (4)

While You Were Sleeping: The Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape Does Exist (Apparently)

I'm pretty sure all of you received this story as a forward last night, but here it is again: the guy who wrote the script for Battlefield Earth apologizes…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 29th, 2010 | Comments (3)

Scanner Highs And Lows: Bad Vibes, Hookups, And Face Tattoos

Well, Betty White, we're pretty tired of this week. Between Jesse James and his tattooed strippers, John Edwards, Tiger Woods, and the guy who hooked up…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 26th, 2010 | Comments (1)

What Can You Learn From Casting A Reality TV Show?

Given that reality TV makes up like 94.7% of our cultural output as a species right now, hearing from the people who cast these things is kind of like…

By James Brady Ryan on Mar 26th, 2010 | Comments (2)

This Week In Sex: Horrible Sex Tips

Iceland, recently hailed as "the most female-friendly country on the planet," has ramped it up a notch by shutting down all of its strip clubs. Check out…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 26th, 2010 | Comments (2)

Crush Of The Week: Sophie Howard Is Icy (And Topless)

British model Sophie Howard might not be an American household name yet, but the 26-year old has appeared in more than her fair share of British rags,…

By Drew Grant on Mar 26th, 2010 | Comments (5)

Video: The "Straight" Politician's Guide To Managing Your Gay Crisis

The latest video from "That's Gay" is an important survival guide for conservative politicians in a so frequent-its-almost-boring situation - Spending…

By Ben Reininga on Mar 26th, 2010 | Comments (1)