What you are about to see will thrill you, chill you to the bone. We at 61 FPS braved the darkest corners of the internet to bring you this gallery of the most twisted Spore creatures.
Step right up, ladies and gentlemen for a gallery of god-forsaken abominations courtesy of those lovable scamps over at 4chan. You have to wonder if Spore creator Will Wright knew what sort of Pandora's Box he was opening when providing the creeps of the internet with the opportunity to manifest and communicate their perversions. Just wait till the furries hear about this. We've got Homer Simpson in the house, the Biting Pear of Salamanca, and a...uh...flying disembodied penis.
All this and more...after the jump.
Hey guys, it's Gizmo.
Homer with hooves!
Uh. Hey there. *Shivers*
It's a fellow in blackface on a bicycle. What could be the significance?
Sup guys...oh..oh no.
Pastafarians rejoice!
This winner came with the caption, "It took me four hours to get it to squirt".
Short and stout.
Red Team reporting in.
Turns out Atlas's burden was just a giant tumor growing out of his neck.
PEANUT BUTTAH JELLY TIME!
Lol, Wut
Longcat is Loooong
I want to see an army of these take over that famous Norman Rockwell Thanksgiving scene.
Did John Carpenter design this one?
Finally, phallic imagery was a recurring theme. There were dozens of these.
Best for last!