Alright, fine, these two videos are not trailers. They are Japanese commercials and are understandably, given their place of origin, weird as hell. But just being Japanese does not justify these levels of batshit crazy. A squeaking, smiling, boiling pile of celestial mass is under water, touches a thought bubble (thought bubbles are corporeal in Japan) and is then sticking its horrific grin out of the whale’s mouth. Then it’s in a dragon’s stomach, setting a giant, orange clam on fire while a mermaid, old-man-crab, and what I can only assume is a female pile of celestial mass giggle in delight. WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE GAMES!
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