Sony said it was coming before 2008 breathed its last and, hey, here it is. Playstation Home will finally be open to the public as of tomorrow, close to two years after it was announced and a full year after its original release window. But even though PS3 owners across the world will finally be able to download Home 1.0, it still isn’t abundantly clear what they’re going to be able to do in Home once they get there. Here are the things I am one-hundred percent certain you will be able to do in Home on Thursday:
- Make yourself an avatar. You will have proportions far more human than those of your Mii or Xbox Experience caricature, but your new digital proxy will be all the more terrifying, its face fresh from Uncanny Valley Farms. You will also be able to dress in the simple attire of a Diesel Jeans catalog model.
- You will, apparently, be able to drink Red Bull. Digital Red Bull. You will drink it on Red Bull Island where you can fly a Red Bull plane. Or something.
- You can hang out in a Far Cry 2 lounge. As to whether or not you can ruthlessly exploit the diamond trade or dig bullets out of your fashionable avatar while hanging out in said lounge, I cannot say. None of the other announced lounges will be available for digital chillin’ and/or illin’.
- You can open a club if you like. For money. How do you customize said club? Who knows. How much will it cost? Couldn’t say. What can you do there? Dance. Walk around. Stuff.
- You can play billiards and bowl with people, which is nice. Twenty years ago, you used to pay fifty dollars for videogame pool. As long as these games play better than they do in Grand Theft Auto IV, they will be nice diversions.
- You and a friend can meet up at a fake movie theater and watch a new trailer for Watchmen. Yay.
- Talk to people via text. I have no idea if it has voice support.
These are the things you can do in Home. Beyond the billiards and bowling, none of this sounds particularly fun or essential. In fact, since Playstation Home isn’t the default place you go to when you turn on the PS3, I’m skeptical as to whether or not people will even use it.
For the Playstation owners reading, are you going to download Home? What are your expectations?
Here’s hoping that, by the end of the day tomorrow, we actually know what the point of all this is.
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