• Scanner stands up for the little people…or at least, the little people who get fined for using their breasts to crush beer cans. Kind of gives titty-fucking a whole new twist…
Scanner also brings us Porno hankies…sluts who are trying to steal Halloween (but are they pirate-sluts or nurse-sluts?)…YouPorn versus the government (poorly-lit home movies of blow jobs WIN!)…And an IT-geek/bear-about-town’s tale of a Larry Craig sexcapade. Sex with Craig might have been “clumsy and unremarkable,” but apparently you get twenty bucks out of the deal. Oh, and the memories.
• Screebgrab’s Peter Smith tells us that someone is paying John Travolta way too much, and Ed Burns way too little: Ed Burns’ new movie will be released on iTunes.
Plus, Part 3 of the “Top Thirteen Greatest Fictional Movie Presidents Ever.” Hail to the Chiefs. And good news for those who can’t get enough of Underworld, or Kate Beckinsale’s leather-clad ass: There’s another Underworld coming soon. As Peter says, “Apparently for the first time we'll experience the Underworld universe through the eyes of the Lycans. I feel a little more complete inside.” Us too, Peter. Us too.
• And the Hooksexup Video Blog brings you a whole bunch of hot chicks living together, and having their lives taped! This week: the girls are videotaped as they watch…old videotapes of themselves.
Money quote (and shot?): “I’m really happy that we videotaped ourselves in college running around in bikinis and hooking up and having fun because one day we’re going to be old and crusty and we can show that to our grandchildren, and they’ll know that we were hot.” Amazingly, this was not Britney Spears talking.
— Nicole Ankowski