• Today Scanner asks the important questions…Like, is Tila Tequila actually a petite, busty robot? Can you be a God-fearing Christian and still get your rocks off at a cuddle party? If Leonardo DiCaprio was a virgin at 17, why the hell didn’t he answer Scanner Sarah’s fan mail? But, most importantly, what kind of porno pumpkin are you carving for Halloween?
• Screengrab brings us Movies We Missed featuring My Life Without Me, starring Mark Ruffalo, Sarah Polley, and with Pedro Almodovar as the film’s “presenter?” If only we hadn’t been so busy composing fan mail to Leo…Also: sexy vampires, and Seagalogy: A Life in Badass Cinema. Yes, it’s about Steven Seagal.
• The Hooksexup Video Blog gets just a tiny little bit excited that G.I. Joe is coming to the big screen. Plus: puppet rape (It’s not funny! Or, is it?)…Mexican synth-pop…Owen Wilson…the crazy Kardashian clan…and the most insane touchdown in Division 3 college football history. Not quite as badass as Steven Seagal, but definitely as badass as porno pumpkins.
— Nicole Ankowski