I had the brilliant idea (don’t all bad ideas start out with that line?) to do a lil’ round-up of all the funny/sexy/insane videos that have been posted of late on our dear Hooksexup blogs. I started out nice and easy: a little teaser of what Will Arnett’s K.I.T.T. would’ve been like in the new Knight Rider, if only advertising dollars hadn’t gotten in the way. Good times, via Scanner.
But I moved too quickly, too soon, too early in the morning to the Gene Simmons’ sex tapes. NSFW, not even at Hooksexup. At least, not safe for my stomach this early in the morning. Yes, it’s cute/amusing that he leaves his shirt on. The Australian energy model he’s with has giant, giant, giant breasts. But then he licked his fingers and I had to stop it. If you’ve had your coffee, and braced your soul, check it. Let me know if he does any fancy tongue tricks.
Sexier and more amusing: the dangers of f*cking food. Watch (or wash) those cucumbers, ladies. Less sexy, highly creepy, probably insane: Man claims he had sex with Obama in 1999.
And the Hooksexup Video Blog brings you all videos, all the time. Check out the “Top 5 ‘Bad Good’ Movies” (aren’t high expectations a curse?); bad/good moments in karaoke; how to make a squirrel melt (we wish this referred to something sexual…but it’s what’s for lunch, kids); Snuggly Bear explains warrantless wiretapping; and, of course, the inimitable “10 Most Ridiculous Things About the Beyonce Experience.” All of that will almost erase the memory of Gene Simmons’ sex tape from your minds…