So, we learned new things about elves and cats today. Amazingly, both involve sex. And photographic evidence. (Okay, the cat's on video...but still...)
Today, Scanner brings us the best (worst?) of LARPing erotica and the sexual habits of animals – from erotic falconry, world of warcraft porn, and “drunken kiwi women ravaging the shire” to videos of masturbating cats, we are left continually speechless. Also of note: A Catholic charity worker doing the lord’s work by offering alms in exchange for sex, brides-to-be going apeshit for cheap dresses, and dudes trying to get off with household appliances. You’re welcome.
Screengrab weighs in on Jack Nicholson’s really creepy Hillary support video, there’s a critical examination of the heist caper in film, and gives you the skinny on how to be a creepster and purchase proximity to Scarlett Johansson. Also: calling bullshit on other top ten lists, and a leaked X-Files Movie teaser gives superfans cause to go change their unmentionables.
All up in the internets, Hooksexup Video offers up an old-timey look at how editorial meetings at Us Weekly must go down, every small-town blogger’s fantasy, and freakish overuse of the word “swede.” Best in Show: A three minute blooper reel from Superbad. There’s just something about Michael Cera that hits us right in the love bone.
And, finally but no less classily, The Modern Materialist busts out with accessories inspired by bacon and gum balls…
— Caitlin M.