It’s Cake (or steak, or salad) and Cunnilingus Day over at the Scanner - but whatever you choose to snack on today, make sure you check out all the sexy and crazy going down on this fine Monday. To wit: An Italian porn star does politics; a mostly naked Heidi Klum; the best way to get a one-night stand to make a hasty retreat; and the Marilyn Monroe sex tape you’ll probably never get to see. Also: fingers crossed that somehow this is true and Al Gore will finally be able to save America like he always wanted to.
Over at yon Screengrab, it’s confirmed: Werner Herzog is one great big mystery wrapped in an enigma, wrapped up in bacon and enveloped in strange interview responses; James Cagney still kicks ass and takes names; an awkward breakfast with Bud Cort; and a cause worth supporting. Also: file this under “Sweet merciful crap WHY IS THIS HAPPENING”: a fourth Austin Powers movie? Are you freaking kidding? …Sigh.
The Hooksexup Video Blog continues to have their metaphorical muffins buttered by Senator Obama, even especially when he has to awkwardly schmooze with a drunken American public, and across the pond, we’re not sure if Britain’s got talent, necessarily, but this dog totally freaking rules. Also wrecking the video world: hot dog pizza, Cooking with Coolio, and Bozard and the BBQ Boys. Bon appetit, y’all.
— Caitlin MacRae