With all the excitement going on over eight blue bits, we've been overlooking another significant sidescroller: Wario Land Shake It for the Wii.
Wario is a big fat guy, not exactly the subtle type. He's probably grown bigger and louder since his first appearence in Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins. I blame it on all the sugar he's doubtlessly needed to consume to keep his ADD levels at max for WarioWare's never-ending hyper spaz.
But what happens when you're hefty like Wario and you throw your weight around? You end up breaking shit on YouTube, yo.
Obey Waaaario. Destroy Maaario. Oh, and buy Wario's game, yes?
(I'd like to buy it, actually. Somehow the idea of shaking the Wii remote to bully enemies out of their milk money is very compelling.)
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