If you look to your right, you'll see a picture of the lovely little girl I produced with a gentleman who called himself "Lou Sipher." He was an interesting man, full of ambitions but a little cold in bed.
Lou and I don't talk very much these days. He's a busy guy. Those Christian rock bands aren't going to trick themselves into playing evil secular music.
If you'd like to create your own twisted variation on Sackboy, check out the LittleBigPlanet site. You can't get too elaborate or anything, but you might pass away a few moments. I'm just going to sit back and watch the Internet implode as everyone dives for the chance to design the first Sackboy Hitler.
...Wow, my daughter's pretty terrifying. I can't wait until she starts kindergarten!
That's a knife in her hand, by the way.
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