In case you didn't know, the new DS port of Chrono Trigger has a brand spankin' new ending; but, as is the case with most of the game's endings, it isn't too much to get excited about. This new ending does kinda tie up the whole Magus-Schala thread, but after Chrono Cross, we learned that this plot wasn't necessarily worth tying up--at least, not in the terms of Cross' convoluted story. Once I tried reading an FAQ to figure out just what the hell happened, and the entire left side of my body shut down for a few days.
It may seem like sacrilege to diss the endings of Trigger, but most of them are essentially little goofy puppet show vignettes; though my opinion could be coming from the fact that I suffered through the PSX port to view most of them. However, there are a few I genuinely like. And my favorite is the sickest one of all:
Yes, we have inter-species love far before Sonic 2006, and also the revelation that Queene Leene is into some sick, sick shit. I wonder, what happened on their wedding night when the unholy union between man and beast took place? Need to consult some fan-fiction. Be back in a jiffy.
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