Scanner asks the ladies: does Seasonale, the birth control pill that limits your period to four times a year, freak you out? Scanner Emily (and myself) say, “Hell’s yeah!” So does Tina Fey. Check out SNL’s skit for “Annuale,” in which they imagine what life on Seasonale is like. Kudos to Kristen Wiig for the total, utter commitment to her craft. In other words: for tongue-kissing a dog.
Scanner also recaps the Oscars, looking at the good (hot ladies, hot dresses…and the winners), the bad (ABC removed Scott Rudin's loving reference to his "partner" from the transcript of his Best Picture acceptance speech), and the future (Tina Fey for Oscar host ’09!). Plus: Beer! Is there anything it can’t do?; vibrator ad of the day; architectural porn; the vampire Lestat might suck on…religion?; and check out Skully’s secret Mulder fantasies.
Screengrab also brings us their Top Five Oscar moments…which don’t include (but maybe should) Gary Busey attempting to make out with Jennifer Garner. Yes, there’s video! Plus: cartooning the sixties; Michael Bay and his awesome self; the 2008 Independent Spirit Awards; and today’s ruinous trailer review…
And on the Hooksexup Video Blog, Jimmy Kimmel strikes back…and is funny! Now he’s f*cking Ben Affleck; we’re just happy to see Huey Lewis working again. Also check out: Soulja Boy grandmas; Tina Fey on Hillary Clinton; a four-and-a-half-year-old-rock star; the first-ever (?) PILF; and Ukrainian drag queens from space. Happy Monday!