In addition to some Friday well-wishing that’ll take you way back to the glory days of Prince and his entourage (and deep into the dark subconscious of Scanner Nicole’s sleeping mind), Scanner brings us up to date with this week’s big gay news, including the gay naturist swimming hour, Chelsea Clinton courting the queermo constituency, E-harmony’s ludicrous bigotry, and a high school student suing for his right to be a bigot.
And as always (but especially today), Scanner brings up questions that burn hotter than a bad infection:
…Anime spooge sculptures?
Sonny Bono: was the skiing accident really a covert government assassination?
A bra made of raw bacon? We totally predicted this four days ago.
What’s better than Richard Simmons, Jimmy Kimmel, and the cowboy narrator of The Big Lebowski? (Answer: very little)
Ladies, how do you take your porn: gay, lesbian, or hetero?
Are we finally allowed to hate on Wong Kar-Wai?
And, finally, Bigfoot: benevolent myth or secret molester?
Over at the Video Blog, your cup of WTF runneth over. Between the heartbreaking tale of Permanent Nutface Gary, flying penguins, an elephant painting a self-portrait, and John McCain threatening an inquisitive youngster with the draft … well, sometimes the internets just leave us speechless.
And lastly but not leastly, today’s Screengrab offerings tops off your day in whatthef*ck, beginning with the trailer for the new Cameron Diaz-Ashton Kutcher vehicle, which might just be the film world’s fourth horseman of the apocalypse. (Seriously. Why is this allowed to happen?) Also: Have music documentaries finally gone too far? What about the seemingly endless spawning of musicals from films we actually liked once? Can the world be saved by the likes of the 48 Hour Film Project or….gasp… Wong Kar-Wai?
Tune in next week for more questions without answers!
— Caitlin MacRae