O my, O me…what a week it’s been! Let’s start with the Big-O: Scanner finds that the new Gossip Girl ads make you feel a little funny down there. But that’s the least of the WTF-worthy items of note:
Can you guess who has a new vagina?
Prostitution 101: class trip to the Chicken Ranch.
Is that a naked woman in Dick Cheney's sunglasses? Or is he just happy to see us?
Which Would You Rather: Rufus Wainwright's Green "Advocate" or Madonna's Green "Vanity Fair?"
“Jock Itch”: the best porno poster ever?
Bush signed torture memo: no joke. Unless the White House administration was kidding, all those times they insisted he didn’t.
Finally! An outlet for passive-aggressive note-leavers, and their prey.
Video of the Day: Pequeña Amy Winehouse.
Rape = chocolate cake?
“Extra Pillow” = prostitute?
The shitty things that happen to live, on-camera reporters: also kinda funny?
Candy Spelling sympathizes with Mommie Dearest.
Jessica Simpson decides to be super happy about little sister Ashlee's engagement to Pete Wentz.
Scary skinny Terri Hatcher performed a Carrie Underwood song on American Idol: if she weren't Terri Hatcher we might have thought it wasn't half bad.
Piss-poor Photoshoppers add third arm to Beyoncé.
On Screengrab, we wish Tina Fey was our baby mama; Paul Clark defends Uwe Boll; check out the which clique picks “Hick” flick; the Zombie Strippers trailer review; hotel dirty movie channels under siege by a clutch of conservative groups; and Blogwars!