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Celebrity Confession: Eva Mendes Had Sex in All 50 States

Posted by spjv840

 

Apparently, it's important for us to know where and how our celebrities of the world have sex.

Thankfully, celebs are always eager to share their sex related adventures with us. In a recent promotional event at Macy's for her new line of bed sheets, Eva Mendes told those in attendance that she's had sex in all fifty states. How does one go about promoting bed sheets to sliding in this small bit of vital info? With the fine art of subtly, of course.

"These sheets are so great — I wish I’d been rolling around in them when I had sex in all 50 states," Mendes told reporters. But don't worry, all you tight pantied-folks, she didn't sleep with fifty different men to acheive this goal. She mentioned that, "A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger," and that the best sex she had was in Arizona and Colorado. "Maybe it was the clear air, or the quiet, or the endless sky. Whatever it was, it was really, really good." The worst sex had was in Alaska and then went on to say that she'd like a "do-over for that state" and suggested Alaska Air sponsor a trip for her so she can get it on up north.


 Maybe she can call up Mick Jagger. I'm sure the aging rockstar would happily canoodle Mendes in front of a fireplace in Alaska. IMDB.com reports that Mendes confessed to having a crush on the dino-rocker, Jagger, who, amazingly, still has tons of sex appeal for women of all ages. Mendes recently proved that she's like every other girl in the world with rockstar crushes, mentioning how she had run into Jagger in an elevator in a hotel in France and geeked out afterwards.

"I literally collapsed when he got out a floor later. He’s delicious, he still looks really good," Mendes says.

My idea? Get the two together with Alaska Air to sponsor some sort of crazy-rockstar-sexy-actress mile high club party.

(Via MetroNews

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Comments

amboabe said:

I don't think I know who Eva Mendes is. Has she made a sex tape I can watch somewhere?

September 16, 2008 2:21 PM

MikeC said:

Oh my god. I got to ad that to my To-Do list... with Eva Mendes. I'm not big into her movies though.

September 16, 2008 5:18 PM

xcalibur86 said:

Hmmm. I reckon, in doing some cyphering on the subject, that I come up with 24 states. Which means, SPJV, that if you meet me in Philly on Friday nite we can do PA, NJ and DE in one weekend... MD if we're motivated.... If hyper-motivated, we could prolly do NY and CT too... Damn, I'm randy for an old guy... Who knew?

September 16, 2008 8:09 PM

xcalibur86 said:

And btw, whoever the Mendes girl is, I seriously want to lick the underside of her left breast.... in spite of the garbage photo.

September 16, 2008 10:02 PM

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