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Trailer Review: House of the Dead – Overkill

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Back in what kids are calling “the day”, I spent a lot of time in an arcade in State College, Pennsylvania by the name of Playland. Playland was a classic. Made up of four dark, dank rooms lined with cabinets from every era of gaming up to 2003, it reeked of cigarette smoke and pheromones, always overflowing with people, most of them laughing, a few scowling with concentration. Actual fights were rare, heated Street Fighter fights common. It was beautiful like the sun. For most of the year 2000, I had a routine running at Playland. I would head over once class ended at three o’clock, and I would bring one dollar in quarters. Then I would play House of the Dead and see where that dollar got me. Afternoons that year were spent with one arm stretched in front of the cabinet, memorizing when some grizzled undead monstrosity would pop out from behind a specific wall, and getting just a little farther on a single quarter. I never did manage to beat it on one credit (came close,) but it didn’t matter. It was awesome all the same.

But not nearly as awesome as House of the Dead’s resurrection in this trailer. Indeed, this trailer may be the awesomest thing I have seen in my life. After watching it, after witnessing this all out zombie brutality, I think I might be suffering from awesome poisoning. Not acute awesome poisoning. Severe. It isn’t just the incredible ‘70s exploitation-style of the trailer either. It’s the fact that Headstrong Games appears to actually be making a grindhouse-style entry in the series proper. The sound effects, the grimy graphics, it’s all just beautiful. Like the sun. Here’s to the Wii getting a swell new game, to Sega for continuing their upswing in swell production, and to many more swell afternoons shooting zombies in the face.



Thanks to Joystiq for alerting us to the awesome.

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corky said:

Back in the day, day, day (indicating ancient times) we played the aforementioned pinball and foosball at Playland!! It reeked of the same things.

August 20, 2008 5:56 AM

Derrick Sanskrit said:

I'm sure the game is great and all, but I don't even care! I would happily buy that trailer! Slow-motion high-five, Sega!

August 20, 2008 3:46 PM

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