Just so we're clear: I'm not referring to using gold-plated copies of Zelda II for kinky spanking activities.
(Everybody gets up and leaves, muttering disappointedly)
I was usually a pretty good kid. With my big blue eyes and dark pigtails, nobody suspected any trouble out of me. When I did feel the inevitable jab of rebellion, I at least had the good sense to keep my activities on the down-low. Of course, that was a different age before the pull of YouTube and Facebook photo albums.
But even I fell off the schoolwork wagon often enough. Part of my problem is that I just didn't like school, except when I was learning something I was genuinely interested in...and how often does that happen? I prefer spacing out to studying, and of course, video game obsession knocked me off course from time to time. I had my systems and games taken away now and again. My mother might have sold them entirely if she wasn't so determined to pass the first level of Castlevania III...however many times she had to try.
The other day, I was reading an article by one of them fancy college-edjyoucated "child psychologists" who had some advice for correcting "bratty kids." None of the disciplinary actions I would employ showed up on the list (nobody uses holes full of hungry rats for anything anymore), but the psychologist recommended against taking away an unruly kid's system and games. Why? Because "if a child is away from video games for long enough, he'll forget he ever liked them."
Can I be the first to call bullshit on that one?
Having my games taken away from me always stung bad. It's true I would take up other pursuits--reading, writing, running under cars--but games were more than a shallow pastime. The stories, the characters, the thumb-twitcing action...it all left an impression on me that, obviously, has not gone away since.
Or maybe I'm just weird.
Our psychologist friend did recommend one course of video-game related discipline: deleting game saves, memory card data and such. Such actions, she said, are more permanent means of punishment.
Personally, that strikes me as pretty cruel. I know she's obviously not putting much stock into video gaming as a hobby--probably doesn't consider it a constructive pastime with real goals and accomplishments--but if you delete a kid's memory card on purpose, you're really tearing down a lot of shit he worked for, and that's just not right. I would think it on the same level as destroying a painting he/she made, or knocking over a house of cards he/she put together as an afterthought. "By the way, this is for teasing your sister."
So, hyperbole on my part? What do you think?
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