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Surprise! Nickelback Misunderstands Guitar Hero

Posted by Joe Keiser

I am sorry that I have to bring up Nickelback here, but this thing they said on Leno just gets me so angry. Even angrier than I usually am at Nickelback, which for the record is “pretty angry.”

But that’s not game-related bile. This is, though: Chad Kroeger told Jay Leno he wants kids to stop playing Guitar Hero and start up real bands. This in and of itself is not a horrible thing to say: apparently Kroeger is having trouble finding bands that are willing to interact with Nickelback, but rather than thinking that is a problem with his own band or his own douchey personality he is rationalizing it away as “there aren’t enough rock bands out there these days.”

But his statement is also based on another fallacy—that a significant number of talented musicians are lost to the world because they get their fix from rhythm games. You hear this all the time, and it is crazy and must be stopped.

Rhythm games are for people like me: those who enjoy music, but don’t have any particular talent for it or drive to create it, to get some simulacrum of a rush we could otherwise never know. They are also for musicians, who can use it to interact with the music they love in a low stress way.

What rhythm games absolutely do not do is scratch the itch musicians have to learn instruments, and to use them to create music. I guess I should not expect Nickelback, a band that has never created “music” as I define it, to understand this. But let’s put it this way: I have never known anyone that has played the guitar, who has stopped playing that guitar after being introduced to Rock Band. On the other hand, I do know people who played Rock Band and found in them a passion that caused them to learn the real guitar.

In a world that followed Kroeger’s logic, the popularity of Madden would ensure that the NFL never drafted another player, NASA would have shuttered following the release of Mass Effect, and Pokemon would have saved the planet from the media circus of illegal dog fighting. Fortunately, that sort of logic is, like Guitar Hero itself, just fantasy.


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Nadia Oxford said:

Isn't it curious how legendary musicians/bands (Slash, Aerosmith, The Beatles) have no trouble recognising that Guitar Hero is just for fun, whereas the crummy musicians (John Mayer, Nickelback) treat it like it's some kind of threat?

November 21, 2008 4:52 PM

Roto13 said:

It's understandable that he would get confused. See, he and his little band play the same song over and over and over again. Just the one. They may change the words, but it's the same song. There's no actual creativity there. It's karaoke, which is pretty much the same principle as Guitar Hero.

November 21, 2008 6:11 PM

Roto13 said:

Hah, a random comment on Eurogamer:

"The clicking of a million GH guitars has provided the world with more musical merit than Nickelback ever has."

November 21, 2008 6:19 PM

corky said:

Amen, Nadia and Roto13, well said.

November 21, 2008 6:23 PM

Bob Mackey said:

Speaking as someone who grew up in a town with about 200 local bands, the world could use a lot fewer local bands.

November 21, 2008 8:42 PM

Demaar said:

Yeah, even my little backwater of the world has too many damn bands trying to get recognised.

That said, Rock Band has really inspired me to try to learn drums (emphasis on try).

In the past when I've had access to a kit I'd just bang on them randomly like an idiot (as we all do), now I actually know what you're supposed to do to make them sound at least pretty OK.

November 22, 2008 4:38 AM

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