Just two more days and we’ll be together. Forever. Living in complete bionic harmony. Radd Spencer and I will swing on into the sunset, shooting Nazi despots in the head with rocket launchers, breaking the ceasefire in demilitarized zones, and hacking communication lines just for a laugh.
I said that out loud, didn’t I? Dag…
The last twenty-four hours have been illuminating. I discovered that the current worldwide record for beating Bionic Commando on the NES is eighteen minutes and twenty seconds. This is an astounding feat of gaming fortitude. I usually clock in a run around half an hour to forty-five minutes so I have to salute the proud individual who holds the record. How about this though: the record holder is none other than Scott “sdkess” Kessler. Turns out Scott is the man behind both the Bionic Commando Headquarters and the top ten list we linked to yesterday.
Scott. You rock. Check out the man of the hour’s run right here.
Related links:
Bionic Commando Is Love: The Bionic Commando Headquarters’ Top Ten Bionic Arm Uses
Bionic Commando Arcade and BC: Elite Forces Are Only Good Because They Are Called Bionic Commando
Bionic Commando Rearmed: T-Minus One Week
Emergency Rescue!! Super Joe!!
There is Nothing Funny About Bionic Commando Funny Books
Gone Vertical: Hands-On Bionic Commando
Bionic Commando Rearmed Delayed, 61FPS Breaks Stuff, Is Happy About Soundtrack
Going Vertical: How Capcom’s Developers Are Changing the Landscape of 3D Games