Posted by Bob Mackey
YouTube has unleashed both good and evil into the world, but for every new form of BBW fetish that sprouts like a pimple on the back of the vlogosphere, a delightful new freak—who previously would have no outlet to non-basement social spheres—arises with an astounding new talent developed from a life of having nothing better to do aside from perfecting masturbation.
Ulillillia is no stranger to the Internet, but the fact that he hasn’t been kidnapped by the government for use in some evil algebraic scheme boggles the mind.
In the following video, our YouTube savior details nine secrets in the second level of Bubsy 3D, a task which he claims took over 500 hours of research. This is not something that you lie about.
If the QA exploits of Bubsy 3D read by a David Sedaris sound-alike don’t float your boat, Ulillillia also brings his own blend of delightful inanity to many other genres. Would you like to see 16 inconsequential bugs from Final Fantasy, no doubt found through hours of soft labor? Perhaps using the worst character in Sonic Adventure to collect hundreds of rings in the most mind-numbing way possible is more up your alley? Whatever the case, you’ll find that nearly any of Ulillillia’s videos are perfect to put on while doing light housework or smashing yourself in the face with a claw hammer. And if you can figure out the system he uses to quantify everything, then you stand to win a free self-diagnosis of autism.
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About Bob Mackey
For a brief period of time I was Bull from TV's
Night Court, but some of you may know me from the humor column I wrote for Youngstown State University's The Jambar, Kent State University's The Stater, and Youngstown's alternative newspaper, The Walruss. I'm perhaps most well-known for my bi-weekly pieces on Something Awful. I've also blogged for Valley24.com and have written articles for EGM, 1UP, GameSpite and Cracked. For all of my writing over the years, I have made a total of twenty American dollars. It's also said that I draw cartoons, which people have described with words such as "legible." I kidnapped the Lindbergh Baby and am looking to do so again in the future.
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