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GWI: Gaming While Intoxicated

Posted by Bob Mackey

Like any sensible young man, I am a fan of good beer. And obviously, a fan of video games as well. For certain reasons, these two interests don't usually intertwine.  I usually unwind with an adult-style beverage (or two) along with some quality gaming at the end of the day, but I get hopelessly distracted when operating on anything more than a solid buzz.  However, a recent purchase of mine proved to me that some games actually get better as your BAC rises.

Folks, Rock Band 2 has driven me to drink.  More.

Of course, this really should have come as no surprise; I've done karaoke before, and I can say that if you aren't sick the following morning (and not from shame), you're doing it wrong.  So I decided to test out the Karaoke Principle by inviting a few friends over who had never played Rock Band before.  Here's some dialogue that was exchanged as we were sober and holding plastic instruments:

Friend 1: I'm not gonna lie. I feel like a pretty big nerd right now.

Me: Don't worry; this is the first step of our suicide pact.

Before the drinks were poured and/or swigged, one Rock Band item found itself completely untouched: the microphone. It dared us to grab it, but the basic limits of human shame had not been brought down to the level where singing in front of each other would be socially acceptable.  But, given enough time, the Karaoke Principle took over and we were soon singing as loudly and as badly as humanly possible.  My neighbors must have all been murdered in their sleep because the next day there wasn't as much as a written warning or brutal police stand-off to be found.

We left Rock Band briefly to pick up more music fuel downtown, and actually ended bringing a few people back with us (don't worry, I knew them an am well aware of stranger danger); until about three in the morning, me and five other people sat/stood in my cramped living room as we tried to see the TV screen through visible, floating clouds of alcohol.  Some of the most fun I've had with a video game?  You bet.  Strange, because I've played Guitar Hero at a dozen parties, and it just seemed tedious at the time.

So are there any other games worth checking out with a room full of drunks? So far, my other option has been the Wii version of The House of the Dead 2, but you can only make fun of shitty acting so much before irony collapses in on itself.

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Comments

AlexB said:

Beer and WarioWare: Smooth Moves. Just, uh, keep a good distance from the TV.

November 17, 2008 1:05 PM

Mrs. D said:

Oh man. WarioWare: Smooth moves and House of the Dead 2 are the go-to entertainment every Tuesday when the wine and the weed are flowing. It never, ever gets old.

November 17, 2008 6:46 PM

Demaar said:

Rock Band is more party friendly because it's more of a cooperative experience. It's also a more fun game in general because it's not trying its hardest to be challenging, and you can rely on your friends to save your arse if you start sucking. Also RB2 has no fail mode, which helps immensely when drinking the piss.

Anyway yeah, WarioWare games (or any Wii games with excessive waggle for that matter) are brilliant under the influence. Driving games are pretty cool too. Gives you the chance to drink and drive without any consequences.

Umm, what else? Oh, I haven't actually tried this, but I imagine Rez/Every Extend/other brightly coloured games with funky electronica music would be awesome when taking a mind altering substance, but I'm sure everyone thinks that after playing those games.

November 17, 2008 8:41 PM

AlexB said:

Jeez. Rez by itself is enough to put you on another state.

November 17, 2008 10:04 PM

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