Even Ayn Rand.
More Left 4 Dead Madness, created by the geniuses known as GCIDogmeat and GCITherewolf. The video is worth watching just for the goofy gameplay ineptitude, but the accompanying song wherein Francis details all of his least favorite things is magic. Reminds me of Right Said Fred.
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