I hope that Mackey will find it in his heart to forgive me for borrowing a “WTFriday” from him, but I'm afraid there is no other suitable phylum for that which I have recently...experienced.
I admire people who set goals for themselves and follow through, as long as those goals don't involve killing, maiming, raping, or smashing kneecaps with a roque mallet. But I admit my ol' brain shuffled through a deck of mightily confused emotions when an Internet friend (the best kind of friend) told me about an online artist's recent project.
See, this artist aims to draw every Final Fantasy VI boss character—male, female, neuter, and mechanical—with a plump pair of breasts.
S/he has an admirable head start.
Master Typhon? That's Mistress Typhon, you insolent pup.
Death Gaze? Of course. How else is s/he going to keep that Bahamut magicite shard warm while gliding through frigid, blood-tinted skies?
Phantom Train? Why the fuck not?
The most humiliating aspect of this project lies not with the ambitious artist, but with me. My friend wasn't able to provide a name or web address, so I've been desperately looking for this project's home base. If I'm ever pulled in for a heinous crime, the Mounties are going to find the following Google searches on my computer:
final fantasy vi+breasts
final fantasy vi+tits
final fantasy vi+tits+bosses
final fantasy vi+project tits
Alas, I turned up no name, and I've only made myself look like a deviant in the process. Join me by viewing a couple more completed pieces. And if you're the artist, uh, stop in and take a bow, I guess?
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