Hey kids! Are you confused about drugs? Are you suffering through relentless peer pressure and questions with no clear answers? Take some advice from the game mascot who consumes twice his weight in mushrooms every time his frilly pink girlfriend gets kidnapped by a giant turtle.
Heroes from video games, cartoons, and anime have been thrust into some pretty awkward PSAs, but unbeknownst to me until now, Super Mario took the “Whoa!” cake. Captain Lou pulled on his overalls and secured his Mario hat on his head before going on the air and informing kids that if they do drugs, they're going to Hell before they die.
Oh, Christ. This would have terrified me as a kid. If I'd had Mario's assurance that I'm going to Hell for touching drugs, I would never have gotten tangled up in that unpleasant incident involving the Yom Kippur bong. Maybe I coulda been someone.
Fear for your soul after the jump.
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