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  • Mega64's Movie Adaptation of Shadow of the Colossus Possibly Better than Sony's

    I hate to ruin your day, but Sony is making a Shadow of the Colossus movie--the news is a few weeks old, actually. So how, exactly, is Hollywood planning on handling such a beautiful, understated game? About as well as you would think. I'm pretty sure all I need to do is quote Variety's The Cut Scene blog to give you a full understanding of how the final product will most likely turn out:

    I understand the folks working on the project are planning to have some of the characters who appear only momentarily in the game, such as those who try to track down and stop Wander, play bigger roles in the film. And despite the game's somewhat "artsy" cred, they're hoping "Shadow" will be a "Lord of the Rings"-style fantasy tentpole.

    The silver lining to this ugly little cloud comes in the form of a video by gaming pranksters Mega64, who were undoubtedly inspired by Sony's unfortunate announcement. While I'm sure Sony will throw millions more dollars into their own adaptation, there's no denying that far more entertainment can be found in the group's 2-minute take on this PS2 classic.

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  • Sauerkraut is My New Favorite Games Video Journo

     

    He's tastier than Yahtzee, goes down smoother than the Mega 64 guys: He's Kraut! And he's the newest, most Teutonic video game pundit. Marvel as a bowl of sauerkraut takes us on a tour through video game history. Tetris, Prince of Persia, Scorched Earth, Breakout and Pacman. It's simple, it's sublime, it made me choke on my breakfast. 

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  • Mega64 Calls On the Elite Beat Agents

    The world would be a better place if the Elite Beat Agents could fly at our everyday problems singing and dancing. Flat tire? Beautiful voices can re-inflate that. Broken vase? The Elite Beat Agents can coax those pieces back into place. Failing with your girlfriend in bed? Maybe not. She might run away with Agent Spin (I know I would).

    Game-related comedy troupe Mega64 has catapulted to nerd fame by videotaping themselves bouncing around in a kuribo, performing stealth operations in a grocery store as Solid Snake, and wandering around PetSmart as a lonely Tetris L-piece looking for a corner to lean on. This time, the group dressed up as the Elite Beat Agents and tried to bring joy to Californians by the ocean. Unfortunately, Californians seem immune to joy. Actually, given the demographic of San Francisco, they've probably just learn how to politely step around crazy people the same way suburban dwellers have learned to step around piles of dog poo.

    Video after the jump.

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  • Oh! My Car

    Yes, I realize I'm mixing my references a little here. Enjoy this minute of comedy from the good folks at Mega 64.



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