The faboo Scanner crew delighted us with their Top 10 “Happy Earth Day” Sex Toys. But the fun doesn’t stop there. Get through “Hump Day” with a little help from your Scanner friends, and make sure to check out:
Who Would You Rather: Nancy Grace or Rachael Ray? Sadly, they didn’t give us a “none of the above” option.
Are you an effing potty mouth? The cuss-o-meter will let you know.
The Open-Source Boob Project. They wish Janet Jackson was involved.
Delta helps out in-flight masturbators.
Video of the Day: Doctors in the Philippines Remove a Can From a Man's Ass, Get a Good Laugh.
Pleasing boys and men everywhere: male masturbation “cuts cancer risk.” Of course, they didn’t mention the ladies. Medical equality, my humps.
Miley Cyrus will write a memoir; Scanner bloggers will rip their eyeballs out. (Also: if you are pedophile, you might enjoy these “pictures” of Miley.)
Smell Yo D*ck: the official video!
Good with a test tube? PETA might give you one million dollars.
More video: Norwegian Viking Metal band plays acoustic set for kindergartners. Why? Because “we need to let metal and Odin catch the kids before Jesus does." Obviously.
Self-validation: the “crazy cat lady” action figure.
Topless cello playing! And…bullshit?
Harry Potter’s real-life “wand”…rejected?! And Hermione is eighteen.
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The Screengrab brings us James Caan versus the Cookie Monster; hot mama Amy Poehler; Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Hollywood Accountants; Jessica Alba, serious actress!; and the trailer review of Neil LaBute’s Wicker Man remake, Lakeview Terrace.
And over at the Hooksexup Video Blog, has porn star Savanna Samson really been hired by Fox News? (And, do you want to see her in action?) Also check out: homeless James Bond; White House life; a cat versus a cake; the story of bacon; and the potato salad that brings all the boys to the yard. Delish!