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Hooksexup Confessions: Tattoos & Piercings - Plus The Top 5 Hottest Tattooed Men and Women

Posted by spjv840

The Hooksexup Confession of the day (or the last few days, as it were) is: "Your tattoos and piercings are stupid and ugly."

How do we feel about tattoos and piercings, readers? I'm not talking the odd little star on a hip bone or ditzy rose on a shoulder blade, but obvious body mods and ink. For the guys, would you date a woman heavily tattooed (arm sleeves, back, etc)? What is too much and where does it cross the line for you? And for the ladies, are tattoos and piercings sexy on a man? Are Prince Albert's a yay or a nay?

I could never date the Lizardman. The whole split tongue thing freaks me out way too much. Dealbreaker? Oh yeah. Of course, that doesn't mean I don't wonder about the things you can do with a split tongue, but the whole gross out factor would be a dealbreaker. Obviously, covering your body in ink is your choice and no one else's. Piercings can be attractive on the right person, but I'm way more into tattoos on my partners than piercings. I find faces covered with eyebrow, lip, cheek, tongue and anything else a bit distracting. Granted, there are lovely gals with eyebrow rings and lip piercings, but too much metal is not sexy in my world.

Top 5 Sexiest Tattooed Ladies:

1. Angelina Jolie

2. Janeane Garofalo

3. Megan Fox

4. The Girls of L.A. Ink

5. Bif Naked

Top 5 Sexist Tattooed Men:

1. Ami James of Miami Ink

2. Johnny Depp

3. Tommy Lee (argue amongst yourselves, I don't care what you say!)

4. David Beckham

5. Anthony Kiedis

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Posted Sep 22 2008, 08:30 AM

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Jennifun said:

I think tattoos are extremely hot, but only if they're decent tattoos. I mean, if a guys got a tat of the tazmanian devil then that's a real dealbreaker. Piercings, on the other hand, aren't really my thing. Back in my younger days I had them, before I had an actual job but I never really dated anyone who had them.

Oh, and I hear that having sex with a guy who has a prince albert is kind of painful.

September 22, 2008 10:41 AM

airheadgenius said:

Long answer - brace yourself...

I have 2 tattoos on my back. The top one I don't like any more. The bottom one I love, but hate that it's such a common place for one. Mine pre-dates "tramp stamp" by at least a decade. I am planning to get my whole back done when I decide on a design.

I used to have a whole mess of ear-rings, but now hardly wear them. My nose ring came out with my c-section for second child (no jewelry allowed) and I never put it back in. My belly button was pierced 15 years ago but had to come out with my pregnancies. After I'd lost the baby weight from kid # 2, I had it re-pierced. Even though my stomach is far from flat, having it pierced again was a massively important day for me and a confirmation to myself that I was "back". It's 2 years since I had it re-done and I am still in love with it.

Any facial piercings other than the nose do my head in. Eyebrows especially. Years back, I contemplated a clit ring, but read that you risk losing all sensation. WTF??? I am amazed anyone dares take the risk.

Pierced penii don't appeal to me one bit, but I'd be interested in cunnilingus from a pierced tongue.

My 45c

September 22, 2008 12:40 PM

CJ said:

your gross

September 22, 2008 3:58 PM

anathema_teatime said:

Wouldn't do the clit itself, but I truly heart my hood piercing. Like a little window shade pull that lets people get right to the good stuff, when the time comes. Also, it feels neat when it's tugged on, etc. All the fun of a genital piercing without actually risking anything vital.

September 22, 2008 4:15 PM

princsstreefcker said:

Tried the hood piercing, but honestly, it didn't really do anything. It was just a good topic when drunk at parties.

Aside from that though, I really can't stand piercings or tattoo's. It's a deal breaker for me. At least you can remove piercings, but tattoos? That's forever... unless you want a very painful and expensive laser in your future.

September 23, 2008 3:23 AM

chapluqa said:

Tattoos = hot, as long as they're nice ones and in appropriate places (can't stand guys with tattoos on their necks). It also helps if they have some sort of meaning and aren't just the product of some drunken night picking something out of a catalog.

Piercings . . . not such a big fan. My hubby used to have his tongue pierced and at first it was kind of sexy but then I got kind of disgusted by it. And to be honest it didn't have any benefits in the oral sex department.

Now we both have tattoos that kind of go together. Everyone says they're beautiful, but what I really appreciate is that they're permanent, like our comittment to each other

September 24, 2008 4:15 AM

MikeC said:

I totally dig tats on girls. Very sexy in my opinion. Well, as long as they're not cheesy tats.

October 1, 2008 1:00 AM

spjv840 said:

cheesy tats are never good. Arm bands are dealbreakers.

October 1, 2008 8:40 AM

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