Sigh. I know, guys. I know.
We have absolutely no reason to believe that these screens are anything other than a part of an elaborate, ongoing cosmic joke, crafted by some demigod for his own amusement. We humans grasp at futile hopes, we ascribe spiritual value to mere trinkets in a vain search for meaning in a cold, terrifying world. We pen novels, canonizing the playthings of our collective childhoods, failing to bring a shred of order to the screaming chaos that defines our existence.
High-res tits... after the jump!
Oh, Duke. How you thrust my generation into adolescence with pixellated nipples.
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