Video game cosplayers, take note. We've seen enough of that smelly Cloud costume that gets dragged out of the closet year after year, convention after convention. The cardboard sword is sagging, and a moth ate through the crotch of your pants. I don't know what continuity you're honouring by letting Cloud go commando, but either way, the fantasy is dead and the children are frightened. Give it up.
Cosplay has long been the Internet's equivalent of that guy who sits above a dunk tank at a carnival. I have nothing against this particular perched gentleman, same as I have nothing against cosplayers. I just can't resist taking a shot.
In fact, everyone jabs cosplayers now and then. There is an ancestral instinct that causes us to mock men in tights; it's how our forebears protected themselves from bards. But it's a petty person who won't recognise true costume-design talent when they see it. I've seen some fantastic costumes in my (regrettable?) years of anime con attendance, but there hasn't been anything quite like the functional Game Boy who waddled around Ohayocon 2009 and graciously put up with people playing Tetris on his chest.
A video of the costume in action lies under the jump.
I haven't seen too many people dress up as game consoles, but the original Game Boy is by far the most popular choice. This is just the first time I've seen a Game Boy costume that works, though I have also witnessed wishful thinking. One year I took my little brother trick or treating on Halloween. He ran up to a kid on the street dressed as a Game Boy and started punching him in the buttons. That was a particularly violent Hallow's Eve.
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