Yesterday I went through my list of "Never Haves" and today I'm tackling what I have done. Obviously, the list is not as long as I'd like it to be or I'm forgetting some important facts, but feel free to share your stories in the comments!
With that said, I have:
- had sex outside. Once on a blanket in the backyard with DreamBoy, and another time by the side of the road leaning against a Jeep. I'm pretty sure there's more, I just can't remember them
- had sex in the rain and yes, it just as wonderful as you expect it to be
- had sex in the in-laws bed
- had sex with two different people in 24 hours
- had sex with my best friend's ex
- had many one-night-stands
- done it with an older man
- masturbated on a semi-empty airplane somewhere over the Pacific
- done it with a few mechanics, a tattoo artist, a fruit inspector, a snowboard designer, a pro skateboarder, a musician, a PR man, and a few others with various talents
- had anal sex and enjoyed it
- had oral sex and enjoyed it, obviously
- had my ass slapped
- slapped ass
- had very rough sex as well as very romantic
- done the Walk-of-Shame many a time in the morning
- taken sexy photos and e-mailed them to someone
- had whipped cream licked off my body. It was fun, but way too sticky
- had sex on various kitchen tables, many floors, chairs, desks, in a pool (not fun), in the shower, in a bath (not fun at all - nothing romantic about it), against the wall, in a friend's child's bed while the kid was away, a music studio floor (the rubber floor caused many skin burns)
- had sex on various recreational substances which I don't ever recommend
- had balls in my mouth
- discovered that Greeks have the biggest willies
- used men for sex
- been offered a spot in an orgy but politely declined
- had a finger in my ass that didn't belong to a doctor
- had sex on the first "date", which must get Julia Allison's tight little panties in a twist. Not only have I had sex on the first date, but I have bedded a few within a couple hours of meeting.
- have gotten lucky a few times because of Facebook. I actually hooked up with a guy that I went to high school with and never, not in a million years ever thought I would sleep with him ten years later. Stupid Facebook.
- slept with two high school crushes ten years later, one because of Facebook
- used every type of lube created. Well not every type, but I must be reaching the end of the lube train soon
- used sex toys with partners and alone
- had sex with someone I love and it's definitely the best sex ever
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