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Posted by airheadgenius

I had a quick peruse through the last few Hooksexup Confessions and in a not very supportive of my fellow wo/man mood, all I can say is DUH!

To save you the trouble of reading through a bunch of them...

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not an immediate duh admittedly, other than the paranoia, but then you get to read this one:

 

Err, yep. Sucks to me that chick in a few months time.

 

This one is more of a "you poor poor fool" accompanied by a shaking head.  

This one is painful: 

But not as bad as this one: 

"you continued to let me give you blowjobs" has got to be one of the biggest DUHs of all time. And yes, honey, clearly they were for free.

Man, I hope these peeps are less than 25 years old.  

And this one is for those unconvinced on my circumcision argument - the DUH is directed at each and every one of you that thinks circumcision is a good idea - stop cutting off those darling foreskins and you will never ever need lube again:

 

Finally, this DUH goes out to all those daft bints with bald snatches. You look stoopid! At least this chick finally got a clue:

 

 Hoorah for hairy hoohahs! Put it on a t-shirt people!

 

 

I just watched Samantha Who? and Barry Watson looked all kinds of cute in it, but I've just googled him and got this dorky looking picture. So, he was briefly my daily knob, but it's all over now. Sorry Baz.

 

 

Here are some I made earlier:
Do you date aliens
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Posted Nov 18 2008, 10:06 PM
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reeve1876 said:

Ah... "sucks to me that chick"? I hope not.

Amen on the shaved scrabblechasm though. Speaking as a guy who has never understood the appeal.

November 19, 2008 12:38 AM

Kittywantsacorner said:

How does foreskin eliminate make lube unnecessary?

November 19, 2008 1:11 AM

Kittywantsacorner said:

What the hell happened there? What I meant to say was:

How does foreskin make lube unnecessary?

November 19, 2008 1:13 AM

recycledbrooklyn said:

If that one chick/couple has to buy lube all the time, clearly he's not doing something right beyond being cheap.  

November 19, 2008 6:32 AM

profrobert said:

Other than using lubricated condoms (as opposed to non-lubricated ones, which feel pinchy), I don't think I (and my circumcised penis) or a partner has ever needed lube.  It's an optional accoutrement at times, but I don't recall it ever being a necessity.

November 19, 2008 11:33 AM

spjv840 said:

Profrobert - Lube doesn't necessarily have to be a necessity. Sometimes it's just fun to use.

November 19, 2008 12:53 PM

PO said:

Enough with denigrating uncut vs. cut or shaved vs. natural, eh? Why does everyone have to get all sexual militant about these things?

I don't know of one guy who can tell you that it feels better to be cut than uncut, or vice-versa. The health argument seems ridiculous either way, now that we all have indoor plumbing and can clean ourselves any time we want. The lube/no lube doesn't make sense either -- you either use it or don't need it or don't, and it doesn't depend on whether the guy is cut, it depends on whether he's getting his girl sufficiently hot before penetration.

As for shaved/unshaved, please spare us your thoughts on whether it makes a girl's genitals looks "prepubescent" and the perv implications thereof, you prude. Some of us get turned on by seeing/feeling what's down there instead of a muff of hair, some don't -- deal with it please.

How about if we just chalk this stuff up to personal preference and leave it at that? And if you want to point fingers, point them someplace that makes someone happy.

November 19, 2008 3:42 PM

profrobert said:

SPJV, I agree -- I was responding to the implication in the post that it was a necessity for circumcised men.

November 21, 2008 2:13 AM

airheadgenius said:

PO - I am sure kiddie porn is just fine with you too. After all, jerking off over pictures of children is just a preference no?

Thinking that a grown woman might like to look like a grown woman does not make me a prude. Preferring grown women to look like little girls is an issue. It's part of a much broader picture and that's why people get militant about it. Surely you're smart enough to realise that?

November 21, 2008 7:00 AM

Thea said:

Sexualizing ripe young things is part of male evolutionary biology tra la la la... but the shaving thing is def a big marketing conspiracy of the porno and razor industries.

To the confessors: Be less stupid!

November 23, 2008 7:54 PM

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