So Zeitgeisty and me had a couple little fights.
But we worked it out. Sorta. Agree to differ and all that.
But then he drew the worst cartoon of me ever, making my sweet little visage look all bitchy and deranged and mean.
So I kinda sorta hadta draw one of him...
Mwahhh Z! All good clean fun huh?
Are we besties or frenemies??? It's hard to keep up!!!
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I love it!!!
I seriously love it... gonna use it for my main profile pic on Hooksexup.
errr, royalties??? You'd better link it back to me saying that this gorgeous illustrator is single.
haha.. k i'll make sure you get credit!
Thomas Nast is spinning in his grave!
Fucking brilliant....
I am also weeping and peeing myself at the same time.
Hahahahaha
Hah, I didn't notice the puddle on the ground the first time. Loving it.
i like that you have me in an english schoolboy's uniform... hahaha..
hmmm, i thought we were besties, but you've never drawn a cartoon of me. giving you the silent treatment for a couple weeks, hope you understand.
So have we come to a group decision on whether water sports are hot or not? The response here isn't exactly a nay.
you are BAD!!!
it's HOT!!!
Is that urine or butt sweat?
Tried to make it my Hooksexup profile, but they rejected it!! What the fuck???
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