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Celebrity Confession plus Airheadgenius's Daily Knob

Posted by airheadgenius

(I am on a blogging roll today in an attempt to dodge the project I am working on)

Actually, less of a celebrity confession and more of a confession about a celebrity...

I love Paul Weller!

 
Despite the fact that he has bad inappropriate hair. Despite the fact that he was mean to Dee C Lee. Despite the fact that he is a born again Christian. Despite the fact that he is by all first hand accounts a royal arsehole. As far as I am concerned, he is a God.

I went to see him last night. He was everything I needed him to be. And the closest I will ever get to a religious experience.

Paul Weller, you are the man. (Here endeth my confession about a celebrity)

Oh, and here's a little something extra for ya. Can't have Zeitgeisty having all the fun. Paul is my first "Daily Knob".

 

(Knob is English for dick, in case you've never crossed the pond)

(I ripped Daily Knob off Zeitgeisty's Daily Throb obviously. You can choose if you prefer the first or second generation product) 

 

Don't be fooled by his slightly weasel-ish appearance.

In person, this man has bucketloads of sex appeal.

 



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Posted Sep 11 2008, 06:43 PM
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Comments

zeitgeisty said:

You don't even mention that he was in The JAM....

Need work on your graphic.

September 11, 2008 7:51 PM

spjv840 said:

You friggen rock! You're my new role model.

September 11, 2008 8:01 PM

airheadgenius said:

Zeit - surely EVERYONE knows who The Modfather is no?? Anyways, there's a link about him in the story, for those sleeping since 1976.

And I like my graphic! I'm a fabric designer with 3 minutes max to play silly buggers in illustrator. It'll do nicely.

spjv - awww, thanks darlin'

September 11, 2008 8:10 PM

recycledbrooklyn said:

Daily Knob!!!  Friggin' classic.  

September 11, 2008 11:05 PM

shakti_vos said:

i don't remember him having such bad hair.  

September 11, 2008 11:13 PM

airheadgenius said:

recycled - thanks. It might give the chicks something to look forward to and the blokes and anxiety attack.

shakti - yeah, it is a bit Williamsburg Hipster and no-one in their right mind wants to look like one of those. It did improve dramatically as he got sweaty though. And he is amazingly sexy on stage, even with the dud hair.

September 12, 2008 12:18 AM

recycledbrooklyn said:

Weller's hair really is a sight.  It recalls something Florence Henderson did back in the early 70s.  

September 12, 2008 6:44 PM

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