There are many varied and nuanced ways to be dumped:
There's the classic "it's not you, it's me" or the much more amusing for the orator "it's not me, it's you".
Then of course there are the let you down gently ones:
"you're nice, but..."
"it's a bad time right now"
"I'm not ready to settle down"
And then there's the brutal truth ones:
"I can't stand you!"
"I hate the way you breathe"
"you are soooooo bad in bed"
Or the time old cruel, but fair
"you make me feel bad about myself"
"you remind me of my father/mother"
"you are too much/not enough like my old boy/girlfriend"
Many many people claim to prefer honesty, but do they really though?
And how much reality do these people actually want?
For example, there's a world of difference between "I don't think we're sexually compatible" and "I've been screwing this other guy at the same time as you. He's got a bigger dick plus he goes down on me better".
or "I don't think we have the same goals" versus "you only make $25K sucker"
frinstance.
Apparently this Hooksexup confessor didn't really like the way his "see ya" went down:
So tell me, beautiful date machine people, how do you like to be dumped? and/or what's the worst way that you've been dumped or dumped someone?
C'mon peeps, no one likes to work on a Monday afternoon...
p.s the psycho fuck that wrote the quote at the top should be avoided by everyone at all costs. That's a serial killing spree just waiting to happen.
Paul Sculfor
Here are some I made earlier:
Not much to do with dating
Duh!
Do you date aliens"
Man's Best Friend
How do you like your foreskin?
Why do men love breasts?
Who pays?
What if?
Have you ever been experienced?
Surprise! I'm Pregnant!
Dogs and Dating
Erectile Dysfunction
Daddy's Girl
I need a Frenchman
What I want
The Fart Edition
Fisting and small snatches
How bloggers date
Did he die?
Je t'adore
Zeitgeisty's Behaviour