When it comes to sex, I find taking part in it once or twice a week is more than sufficient - especially if I’m in a long term relationship.
I’ve always been the same way, even in my teens and twenties, I’m like a camel - I can subsist on less. Perhaps it’s a result of all those long stretches of desert I had to endure in my adolescence and early adulthood. I’m just not a sex monster. I think this is why I look young for my age. You can tell all those guys that have had a lot of sex in their lives, their skin gets all leathery as if It’s been soaked in the brine of a million cunts. Of course, all that being said, I’m no grandma Moses. I mean, if I’m overcome with an overwhelming urge to merge, I’m certainly not going to deny myself the pleasures of the flesh. Still, if I were going to judge by some of the talk bandied about on sites such as this, it would seem that my libido is comparatively anemic next to the hormone raging sex-a-holics running around out there.
Unfortunately my needs are sometimes at odds with my girlfriend’s. I’m sure she’d probably want a good shtupping every day of the week. How I know this? Well first off she’s younger than me, less beaten down by life, and finally she’s always telling me she wants to be shtupped! As Mick jagger once opined about black girls, on the track ‘some girls’ – I just don’t have that much JAAAAaaaMMMmm. Seriously though, I would truly love to accommodate her, and increase her quality of life with my magic shlong on a daily basis, but between work, gym, writing, etc… often I just don’t have the energy.
Still, there’s also this other more ambiguous contingent.
Sometimes I actually feel like having some sex, but for some indefinable reason, I just feel frozen. I don’t know if its leftover shyness from some cretaceous period way back in my early days, or perhaps laziness in some way, whatever the reason, the deed doesn’t get done. Now, personally I think a couple times a week in a steady relationship feels right for me. In most past relationships, after around 4-5 months with someone, I would get so bored that the sex would shrivel up and die completely. Subsequent ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ conversations would ensue, and that would be the end of that.
My current relationship still continues to hum along nicely in the sex department – at least as far as I’m concerned.
The major question for all of you is – ‘How much is enough?’
What are your sex requirements in general, and specifically when you find yourself in a relationship. Once a week? 7 times a day?
Inquiring minds want to know.
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