Looking back on all the women I've had relationships with, I’d have to say the majority of them have had at least some carpet munching experience.
At first I figured it was just a ‘type’ I attracted, or maybe even perhaps that I was attracted to, but now I’m starting to think that maybe all women have at one time or another either tried or thought about some same-sex dalliance. I read somewhere once that we’re all supposed to be at least a little bit gay, but I don’t buy that really. Of course I do dress very nattily and I enjoy watching the antiques road show, but I don’t think that truly qualifies. Still, if the “everyone’s gay” theory did hold true, I think it’s just by far easier for women to express it.
First off, society deems woman on woman action as titillating, and in college, it’s positively de rigeur for politically correct granola heads to eschew the meat headed varsity types and go for the Greenpeace snatch. Of course the irony is that the majority of those chicks usually end up with a totally conventional dude, thoroughly contradicting any of that hipster slit slurping.
Secondly, women are just more touchy feely than men are. I mean, they’re always touching their girlfriends, stroking and brushing, cradling their hand, kissing a cheek, holding back their vomit infused hair when they’re puking up their jello shooters… I could totally see how all that caressing could lead to some serious muff dive-age. A stroke here, a stroke there, all of a sudden Rhoda Bernstein’s got her lips wrapped around Bernice’s engorged clitoris, going at it like a rat on a gum drop.
Getting back to the women I’ve known, when it comes to their sexual proclivity, there’ve been a few dyed in the wool bi-sexuals in there, and a whole bunch of ‘experimenters’. In fact, there’ve only really been a couple that have had no inclination or experience whatsoever.
I asked my current girlfriend if she’d ever had any gay experience…
‘yeah kind of’
‘How so? You like snatch?’
‘no, just did that lame ass shit like kissing some random whore at a bar when drunk’
‘why?’
‘i dunno, who hasn’t? curiousity. I enjoy kissing, was drunk and was college age’
So I wonder again… Are all women somewhat gay? And if so, what are the implications here? Shouldn’t this universal Sapphic inclination be taken into account when thinking about the conventional ideal of the ‘man/woman’ relationship? Are men really even necessary in the equation??
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