I love you people over at DATING CONFESSIONS!!!... You kooky, crazy kids you!
"I know this will get better, but all I can see is days and weeks without you to talk to, hold, have great sex with, laugh with, have Sinatra and Oasis night with. My loss, my huge yawning loss. Can it really not be yours too."
WHAT I REALLY MEAN IS: I miss getting dressed up in a tux with you, crooning ‘my way’, then beating the living shit out of each other whilst dissing Blur…
"Contrary to what's been said here, I make it my business to know about the sexual history of the women who could be girlfriend material. Some people don't date fat, skinny, smokers, etc etc. I don't date women who have put out on a first date, had one night stands or have cheated on previous relationships. If I'm told it's none of my business, then I move on because it is MY business to filter out women I don't want to be with. We all have different deal breakers, this one is mine."
WHAT I REALLY MEAN IS: I don’t want no stinkin’, skanky HOE-BAGS!!
"Finish what you're doing, and kiss me on the mouth."
WHAT I REALLY MEAN IS: After you jizz in my mouth, come here so I can give you a snowball.
"you give the worst head i've ever had! and your idea of foreplay is sooo inadequate. your heavy metal attitude is cliche at best. yet every night i wait for you to call and smile the whole time we're talking. tell me again why i like you so much?"
THIS IS WHY: 
"I don't want to play games. I just want to dance and write poetry. don't make more of it then it is. You happen to be in the area and you will screw it up by making more out of it then I want. I just go on to find a new dance buddy who I write poems about."
THIS WAS TAKEN from the diary of Lance Bukowski - Charles’ 26 year old douchebaggy and completely talentless nephew…
"Dear 50 year old man, Please stop ogling me. Thanks."
AIRHEADGENIUS will you give the guy a break!!!
"Are men and women ever really just friends??"
DO YOUR RESEARCH – 
"I hate you. You're inconsiderate, boorish, petulant, and egotistic. Fuck me."
INTERESTING FACTOID: This was the original closing line to ‘Gone With The Wind’.
"i tell everyone i dont like you and i only want to be friends. truth is i would date you in a heartbeat."
TRANSLATION: I’m a lying scumbag!
"Men: seriously - how much do you care if a woman is a few pound over weight - but yet accomplished, attractive, smart, happy in herself, etc.”
TRANSLATION: I’m a fat CEO looking to get laid.
drew barrymore
Walrus Comix
My other blog - Zeitgeisty : Born To Lose * new post up daily
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My Facebook - Zeit Geisty
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Stay away from my nipples!
wouldjarather?
didjaever?
Are all women gay?
She was an ex nazi but she had spectacular jugs
new years resolutions
bloggerdoodle
are moustaches sexy?
the last 4 people i fucked slipped my mind
the indie girl in my office has knowledge of my bowel movements
merry xmas
twas the night before xmas
fuckability VS beauty
RELATIONSHIPS under stress.. Can true PASSION last?...
blogger doodle
Dancin'.. does it get you hot?
Telling the truth in relationships
How much sex is enough?
The end of jealousy for me
Get that Zeitgeisty look!
Blogger Doodles
Rate THEIR pick-up lines
Older babe alert
blogger doodles
Obligatory posting on cyber-sex
the importance of finding true sexual compatibility
Will you just take my penis in your hand already?
Snark and ass
blogger doodles
5 things I'm thankful for
licking ass and taking names
Snarky and assinine responses
Blogger doodles
The Origins of my cold, black heart
relationship dealbreakers
The different kinds of vaginas
bloggerdoodles
Snarky dating confessions responses
Blogger doodles
I wanna bang your friend
Show me your jugs
translations
Blogger doodles
Is there an expiration date on passion?
translations
bloggerdoodles
crazy pants
used to be cool - zeitgeisty on MTV
hurting for a squirting - the female ejaculation file
translations...
blogger doodles 3
the gardener and the rose
We fart therefore we are
TRANSLATIONS
Blogger doodles 2
My most cringeworthy moments with women
Are you a sociopath part 2
Are you a sociopath part 1
translations...
blogger doodles
The worst sex of my life
The sex and the city movie was lame
commitment phobia is a myth
Translations...
TYPES
Do.. do women really suck in bed?
The odd disconnect between profile photos and reality
50 sexual expereiences I've never had
Dating COnfessions translations
I'm a breast man... the JUGS file
John McCain makes my peepee go limp
Video blog - 'The word on the steet' - the nature of attraction.
My dating confessions TRANSLATIONS
My internet dating advice
What we want vs. What we need and the power balance between man and women
All Porn SUCKS!!
The night PAULINA and I discussed sex
How important are someone's politics when choosing a patrner?
Hooksexup Confessions: It's all about the looks stupid!
Sex with someone I love - The MASTURBATION file
The Greatest Online Dating story - The PERSONALS file
'But baby I HAVE to put a profile up, it's required!!' - The GIRLFRIEND file
BITE ME! - Snark.
My first kiss...a remembrance of thing past
Feel the paste in you face - The FACIAL file
Talk dirty to me!!
I abstain! The fear to fuck
The unvarnished TRUTH about dating on the internet.
BITE ME!!!
Pontifications on the bangin' of ass - The ANAL file
The brass ring