As there's been a lot of discussion over at Amboabe's and Fishnet's stations lately about the way men and women approach each other predatorily and otherwise and all these shaky perceptions we all seem to have as far as 'rates of success' in dating/sex/love are concerned. I figured it might be interesting to share with you some letters I'VE received from women, when I was still using the Hooksexup personals. Unfortunately for this blog entry, I actually deleted most of my mailbox, but it does give a general sense that there's really not too much of a difference gender-wise in the way we reach out to each other....
“DON’T BLOCK ME FUCKTARDS”
they are freaks. maybe the sarcasm in "you're not funny" didn't register (that was the headline of the first message i sent to you)
i wish the politeness police were around when some ugly perv here was sending me links to his homemade porn site featuring his pasty white ass. how thoughtful.
what i said was that we have similar ideas about what constitutes a proper first date. and i also asked if you are looking for just a friend.
(I think this one was commenting on the fact that Hooksexup initially blocked her letter)
“HEY YOU!”
just thought i'd send you an email and tell you that you are indeed very handsome. but, i am sure you get that all the time. do you also get the whole "you're so awesome, why are YOU single?" ? i certainly do and it drives me up a fucking wall. i have no major flaws, save for the fact that i talk during movies sometimes (but not in the theatre; just at home in front of TV).
anyhow, what is your story?
“Hello”
you seem nice, cute, funny...
but what really got me was the picture of you with the elvis costello album cover. thats hot!
let's chat?
“YES!”
ha! what a great profile you have...
so much more interesting and real than
the others who write on this site.
..although, some might think mine is a tad boring as i don't like to make my naughty side too evident.
write me if you wanna hang sometime as friends~
At last I’ve found you
but where does this bedtime paradise lie exactly> lie exactly? In duvet cover? egyptian sheets? tastefully covered shams? Th perfectly downy summer-weight blanket? Irresistibly fluffy bolster-size pillows?
I'd also like o know where you've procured your collection of saddle shoes. Sadly, in a rare act of rebellion, my mother disposed of all the pairs she had to wear through twelve years of catholic school, and I sincerely feel this is a severe phantom-limb irony to my otherwise hip and eclectic sartorial closet. You don't happen to know of someplace that manufactures them in middle-range ladies sides.
And if you're not bored of me yet, would you mind explainig why you've selected Redford as you releb-resemblence, when you so clearly take after Pacino on the Golden age pre-sceenery-chewing years? Or do all the girls tell you that?
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As you see, these are all decent introductions I suppose, but hardly mind blowing stuff. In fact, I must say in each of these cases I gave a polite response but ultimately never followed up. The interesting part of all this, is how I keep hearing from so many women that the letters they receive are so uninspiring! Well ladies, in the end we're all the same really... just as uninspiring or awesome, bland or zesty... you just happen to like things in prettier colors than we do.
Patti Boyd.... the inspiration for Eric Clapton's song 'Layla'
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