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As you may know by now, I like to come up with "interesting" sexual scenarios, and decide which ones I'd rather take part in if I was FORCED to... So I put it to you good people in a tasteful piece I like to call.. WOULDJARATHER!!
Wouldjarather lick mayonnaise from in between Louie Anderson’s rolls of fat...
...or get an enema from Howie Mandel?
Wouldjarather ride reverse cowgirl on the frozen cock of Walt Disney (headless and cryogenically frozen)...
...or get anally raped by Mr. T?
Wouldjarather get a blumpkin by the Mom (Amy Roloff) on ‘Little people Big World’...
...or shave Camille Paglia’s graying pubic hair?
Wouldjarather have Helen Gurley Brown lick honey out of your asshole...
...or have Nancy Reagan slap you in the face with her flapping labia majora?
Wouldjarather swim open mouthed across a raging river of diarrhea...
Wouldjarather finger- bang your sister...
...or have a jolly rancher wedged sideways up your ass for 6 years?
Wouldjarather slurp ketchup off of Ronald McDonald’s Big Mac...
...or get stuffed with the Burger King’s Whopper?
Wouldjarather pop the zits and eat the pus out of Danny Bonaduce’s roid raged back...
...or have Jose Canseco take a dump on your left thigh?
Wouldjarather have an angry 3-way with Kevin James and James Belushi...
Wouldjarather get a handjob from Freddy Kreuger...
...or tongue kiss Pinhead?
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junk in 'da trunk : the ASS file
Fun with dating confessions
Stay away from my nipples!
wouldjarather?
didjaever?
Are all women gay?
She was an ex nazi but she had spectacular jugs
new years resolutions
bloggerdoodle
are moustaches sexy?
the last 4 people i fucked slipped my mind
the indie girl in my office has knowledge of my bowel movements
merry xmas
twas the night before xmas
fuckability VS beauty
RELATIONSHIPS under stress.. Can true PASSION last?...
blogger doodle
Dancin'.. does it get you hot?
Telling the truth in relationships
How much sex is enough?
The end of jealousy for me
Get that Zeitgeisty look!
Blogger Doodles
Rate THEIR pick-up lines
Older babe alert
blogger doodles
Obligatory posting on cyber-sex
the importance of finding true sexual compatibility
Will you just take my penis in your hand already?
Snark and ass
5 things I'm thankful for
licking ass and taking names
Snarky and assinine responses
Blogger doodles
The Origins of my cold, black heart
relationship dealbreakers
The different kinds of vaginas
bloggerdoodles
Snarky dating confessions responses
I wanna bang your friend
Show me your jugs
translations
Is there an expiration date on passion?
crazy pants
used to be cool - zeitgeisty on MTV
hurting for a squirting - the female ejaculation file
translations...
blogger doodles 3
the gardener and the rose
We fart therefore we are
TRANSLATIONS
Blogger doodles 2
My most cringeworthy moments with women
Are you a sociopath part 2
Are you a sociopath part 1
The worst sex of my life
The sex and the city movie was lame
commitment phobia is a myth
Translations...
TYPES
Do.. do women really suck in bed?
The odd disconnect between profile photos and reality
50 sexual expereiences I've never had
Dating COnfessions translations
I'm a breast man... the JUGS file
John McCain makes my peepee go limp
Video blog - 'The word on the steet' - the nature of attraction.
My dating confessions TRANSLATIONS
My internet dating advice
What we want vs. What we need and the power balance between man and women
All Porn SUCKS!!
The night PAULINA and I discussed sex
How important are someone's politics when choosing a patrner?
Hooksexup Confessions: It's all about the looks stupid!
Sex with someone I love - The MASTURBATION file
The Greatest Online Dating story - The PERSONALS file
'But baby I HAVE to put a profile up, it's required!!' - The GIRLFRIEND file
BITE ME! - Snark.
My first kiss...a remembrance of thing past
Feel the paste in you face - The FACIAL file
Talk dirty to me!!
I abstain! The fear to fuck
The unvarnished TRUTH about dating on the internet.
BITE ME!!!
Pontifications on the bangin' of ass - The ANAL file
The brass ring
That photo of Helen Gurley Brown is giving me quite a raging stiffie.
That's my AMBOABE!!!!...
amboabe: Send me your money.
I really wish I hadn't read this...
-LydiaSarah
I played a schoolyard version of this called "No Suicide" (once committing to play, you could not opt to kill yourself rather than choose). I honed a talent for debate convincing others why my choice was correct.
Sample: You must be molested by Conrad Bain from Diff'rent Strokes or Gordon Jump from WKRP. Whom do you choose? (The trick was that Gordon Jump played a child predator on Diff'rent Strokes so one needed to determine whether this made him sensitive to the subject or desirous to make a public confession).
I recall complicity being a major factor. Danny Bonaduce's back involves so much vile effort soiling you in a darker way than if you are sitting innocently on a park bench and suddenly Jose Conseco craps your thigh.
Pure genius... again D-Val you should be blogging...
This was really funny and creative. Quite impressed with your range of people and offenses! Brilliant. The funny thing is, the crap on the thigh- in comparison, really is pretty much the least bad thing on here...
i haven't heard the word "blumpkin" used since undergrad
Deliciouslyso - Hold on a minute, let me bask in the glory of this moment... the FIRST unadulterated, non-backhanded, bonafide compliment I've ever received here... thank you delicouslyso... thank you!
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FishnetsAndLight Professional Dominatrix, lapsed English major and token black chick extraordinaire. I'm also a great big perv. Bend over. Location:New York, New York Looking for: Those who aren't too afraid.
Zeitgeisty I'm an existentialist trapped in the body of a rational humanist. I've got a penchant for misanthropy and a flair for the obvious. I'm quick with a joke or a light up your smoke, but there's someplace that I'd rather be. I'm Zeitgeisty, pleased to meet me I'm sure. Location: Somewhere on the isle of Manhattan... Looking for: A shining good deed in a weary world...
Airheadgenius I am a fish out of water - an opinionated cheeky smiling English chick in a land of larger than life Americans. I don't understand the culture. I don't understand asking if we're exclusive. I don't understand this weird practice of decapitating penises. Some days I am definitely MILF material. Other days I feel more like the material on the inside of yer grannys' handbag. Location: Brooklyn Looking for: A stunning socialist with a propensity to pick winning lottery numbers
amboabe I'm a smart ass writer who'll argue your ear off, hold your hand close, and tell you the truth whenever. I'm a fool and a hero, a confessional soul, and lover of life in every conceivably absurd way that it can come. I also paint my toenails. Location: San Francisco Looking for: A sail, not an anchor.
spjv840 Slightly neurotic, over-analyzing girl..err, woman, with too much charm for the average person to handle. Has a fondness for red wine, cheap beer and a good time. Location: The Igloo, Canada Looking for: Nothing mediocre
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