(I just spent an inordinate amount of time google searching for the right shot and got an eyeful of interesting images, but not the one I am looking for. Work with me here people...)
I met a potential something-or-other recently. A single man who was particularly attentive in other words.
Good looking in a retro geeky cool kinda way - bearded and bespectacled. Dressed in a t and jeans.
With an immediate "ewwww, this is not sexy" deal breaker.
His tackle was all stuffed down one side of his pants leaving the other side of the zipper bereft and as flat as a pancake.
No no and thrice no.
Why do some men do that? Is it comfortable? Or merely a means to showcase a biggie? Or create a biggie out of a smallie? Dunno, but it skeeves me to no end.
In tight undies, inevitably one side of the trousers is going to bulge more than the other depending whether the man dresses to the left or right. And even in shorts, unless the penis in question is remarkably well behaved, it's likely that the package won't be symmetrical, but all your bits on one side???
I can't imagine the female equivalent - both tits in one bra cup? Or is it the same as a camel toe? Do men like that by the way??
The chap in question appeared to be well endowed which is, of course, usually a plus. But the presentation distracted me and I just couldn't get past it. Or get on it, as the case may have been. Note to men though - granted the uni-package does make a small one look a little larger, but like a padded bra, it's really false advertising. And is it worth looking like a tool to showcase your sub-par penii?
Anyway, no asymmetrical knobbage for me thank you, so if that's your style, please keep it moving.
I know I am shallow. Ya needn''t hold the front page with that bit of news.
Ooooo, so who shall I pick for a knobbage conversation???
Ok, so this is Linford Christie. He is a British Olympic Athlete from the early 90s. He was famous for his speed and also famous for the fact that he wore lycra shorts and was blessed with a biggie. And his abs are nothing to sneeze at either.
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