One night stands don't cut it for me at this point. My lifestyle is not conducive and also there's a lot of ground work to do beforehand. You either have to plough through profiles or get into elaborate email exchanges, or spend time hanging out in bars. Plus, if you go through a dry spell, it's awful for a while and you feel like you're going to die from frustration, but like any addiction, the desire fades a little bit at least. A hook up leaves you wanting more, but almost inevitably the physical attraction is not matched with an emotional or intellectual attraction, hence the tendency for hook ups to be unsuitable as a partner.
Friends with benefits are more convenient since I like my sex on tap. A neighborhood FWB is the best friend of all. That way, I don't have to plan ahead, get babysitters, etc etc, all I have to do is dial up.
At some point in the next year or so, it would be pretty cool to get an actual relationship going on. A manfriend. But they are time consuming and i just don't always have the mental energy it requires. This is not to say that I am actively opposed to it, just that one is more likely to happen along rather than be orchestrated.
But I don't like to be without.
Hence the advertisement.
The applicant must be:
Reasonably good looking.
Not too flabby or shabby.
With a 6-8" penis.
A cunning linguist.
Decent conversationalist or the ability to keep quiet.
Physically strong.
Sharing none of a certain person's views on sexual conduct.
Must be friendly. Very friendly.
Please send your application listing qualifications, relevant experience and a recent photograph to airheadgenius.
There is no salary, but fringe benefits will be commensurate with experience.
First come first served.
I do not, however, require a friend like the one from this poor soul's confession:
And without further ado, it's my Daily Knob:
Got to do it really - today's offering, the magnificent Paul Newman
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Real Women
Another quick pull out
Lesbian Lovers Come Out
Digits
Asymmetrical Knobbage
Cunning Linguist
Cunnilingus
Fabulous at 40
Winehouse Reveals
The Chick Facial File
Mirrors
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Dick Trilogy Part 3
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The Queen Confesses
The Arse Man Cometh
The Ass Play Chronicles
The Sandwich Blowjob Porn Connection
Bangin Ass
Deformed Dicks
Did I really dream that?
Why I don't date Celebrities
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