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  • Music About Video Games Friday: Dr. Robotnik (Eggman)

    Two months ago, a consortium named Intercontinental Music Lab released their album Superheroes of Science, 12 songs about historical scientists and their works...and one song about a fictional scientist and his foibles.What fictional character was deemed a brilliant enough scientist to have their song stand alongside the likes of Wilhlem Conrad Rontgen, Galileo Galilei, and Wilhelm Reich? Why, Sonic the Hedgehog's arch-nemesis Dr. Robotnik, of course! (as if the picture at right didn't give that away)

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  • Sonic's Lost Innocence...Sort Of.

     
    I'm not exaggerating when I say that 2006's Sonic the Hedgehog for the Xbox 360 remains one of the worst titles on the console. The game's release was a bad time for the Xbox 360, for Sega, Sonic and the idiots who believed in him (myself).

    The controls for the game are inexcusably atrocious, but it's not much of a loss anyway since the gameplay is as stale as last December's bread. More, people get squicked when they think of the implied romance between Sonic and Elise, a human princess who's literally pregnant with Mary Sue attributes. Doubtlessly the internet's automatic disdain for the furry culture has worn away at our tolerance, but even I have to say "Ewww." I do not envy the woman who has to give birth to spiky hedgehog-hybrids.

    As it happens, I can't fault Sonic Team for giving Sonic a human love interest. As it happens, he was always destined to make it with a homo sapiens. Just...not an underage one.

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  • Sonic is for Porn

    Dic's Saturday morning Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon--often referred to by its (very dedicated) fanbase as "SatAM"--remains an example of one of video gamedom's higher quality cartoon adaptations. The intro lives on in the hearts of our inner children. When we hear it, we recall our bowls of Trix and waking up before everyone else and oh my God, I can't even concieve of not sleeping in on a Saturday morning. Not even for Sonic.

    Most of us have grown up and become stale adults with worries about bills and running out of Dulcolax. Our tastes have changed as well; now instead of laughing along with Sesame Street, we laugh along with Avenue Q (maybe).

    Ah, but perverts may yet rejoice for this opportunity to recapture and distort their childhood. A thoughtful Sonic fan crossed Avenue Q's "The Internet is For Porn" with the animated cast of Sonic the Hedgehog. (Mildly NSFW.) Of course, every genius with free, spyware-laden editing software has crossed Avenue Q with every franchise ever (including your mom. Oh!--Zing!), but there's something very special about the obese Dr Robotnik bellowing "For porn!" Unfortunately, the image of Robotnik surfing the Internet for delights now hovers in my brain like a spectre.

    Someone get me a funnel and some lighter fluid.

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John Constantine, our superhero, was raised by birds and then attended Penn State University. He is currently working on a novel about a fictional city that exists only in his mind. John has an astonishingly extensive knowledge of Scientology. Ultimately he would like to learn how to effectively use his brain. He continues to keep Wu-Tang's secret to himself.

Derrick Sanskrit is a self-professed geek in a variety of fields including typography, graphic design, comic books, music and cartoons. As a professional hipster graphic designer, his recent clients have included Hooksexup, Pitchfork and MoCCA, among others.

Amber Ahlborn - artist, writer, gamer and DigiPen survivor, she maintains a day job as a graphic artist. By night Amber moonlights as a professional Metroid Fanatic and keeps a metal suit in the closet just in case. Has lived in the state of Washington and insists that it really doesn't rain as much as everyone says it does.

Nadia Oxford is a housekeeping robot who was refurbished into a warrior when the world's need for justice was great. Now that the galaxy is at peace (give or take a conflict here or there), she works as a freelance writer for various sites and magazines. Based in Toronto, Nadia prizes the certificate from the Ministry of Health declaring her tick and rabies-free.

Bob Mackey is a grad student, writer, and cyborg, who uses the powerful girl-repelling nanomachines mad science grafted onto his body to allocate time towards interests of the nerd persuasion. He believes that complaining about things on the Internet is akin to the fine art of wine tasting, but with more spitting into buckets.

Joe Keiser has a programming degree from Johns Hopkins University, a tiny apartment in Brooklyn, and a fake toy guitar built in the hollowed-out shell of a real guitar. He writes about games and technology for a variety of outlets. One day he will stop doing this. The day after that, police will find his body under a collapsed pile of (formerly neatly alphabetized) collector's edition tchotchkes.

Cole Stryker is an American freelance writer living in York, England, where he resides with his archeologist wife. He writes for a travel company by day and argues about pop culture on the internet by night. Find him writing regularly here and here.

Peter Smith is like the lead character of Irwin Shaw's The 80-Yard Run, except less athletic. He considers himself very lucky to have this job. But it's a little premature to take "jack-off of all trades" off his resume. Besides writing, travelling, and painting houses, Pete plays guitar in a rock trio called The Aye-Ayes. He calls them a 'power pop' band, but they generally sound more like Motorhead on a drinking binge.


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