I've always felt the simple answer is usually the TRUTHIEST... Hence my 'translations' to these selected Hooksexup Dating Confessions..
"I wish I could love you the way you want me to, but I can't. That doesn't mean I don't love you; I will always love you. I am always thirsty now, and I blame you... now that we can't even be friends, I don't feel like a whole person. There is a piece missing. It's you. I never thought there'd come a day when we weren't even friends; how can a connection and friendship be too strong for it to continue? But I love you too much to keep holding you back from moving on; wish you the best, and I'll always answer when you call."
Translation: Jeez am I glad to have finally got that loser off my hands!! Now maybe I can have some peace and meet someone new. I totally feel sorry for the next person this pain in the ass gets involved with!
"guys: when you're on a date with a chick (who is not your gf) but who you think you'll be seeing again, and you go down on her, do you expect immediate reciprocation? What if she told you it was her first experience receiving oral? YES to expecting immediate reciprocation, or NO."
Translation: After 2 hours of munching her carpet, and nearly getting TMJ syndrome in my jaw, this bitch wouldn't suck my prick! Damn... If only she wasn't so HOT!!
"I am sooooo tired of the stupid excuses that you give me for not having sex! More tired of pleasing myself. Like what the fuck kissing and hugging just don't do it for me!!!!!"
translation: 2 choices...Either your boyfriend is gay, or he's sick of fucking you.
"Why do you need a woman to offer if you are, presumably, a gentleman? From my experience, guys who insist on covering the bill but expect you to offer anyway are just cheap. You can be sure to expect more of that from him in a relationship."
Translation: HIGH Maintenance.. Won't look at a guy who makes less than 200k a year..
"No strings or expectations...those were your terms and i agreed to them. I've always sucked at negotiating a fair deal for myself."
Translation: 'I'm easy!'
"I have to remind myself every day that you really just don't want to be with me. There was no miscommunication or misunderstanding - you really just aren't interested. It really fucking sucks."
Translation: My opinion of myself is so gargantuan, how anyone could posibly lose interest is beyond me!
"If I act like I like you, you think I'm in love with you. If I act like I don't, there's no chemistry. If I flirt with you, you think I'm just good for sex. If I don't, I'm a cold fish."
Translation: He's just not that into you...
Lynda Carter.. actress... WONDER WOMAN
My internet dating advice
What we want vs. What we need and the power balance between man and women
All Porn SUCKS!!
The night PAULINA and I discussed sex
How important are someone's politics when choosing a patrner?
Hooksexup Confessions: It's all about the looks stupid!
Sex with someone I love - The MASTURBATION file
The Greatest Online Dating story - The PERSONALS file
'But baby I HAVE to put a profile up, it's required!!' - The GIRLFRIEND file
BITE ME! - Snark.
My first kiss...a remembrance of thing past
Feel the paste in you face - The FACIAL file
Talk dirty to me!!
I abstain! The fear to fuck
The unvarnished TRUTH about dating on the internet.
BITE ME!!!
Pontifications on the bangin' of ass - The ANAL file
The brass ring