(Yeah, so it's a re-run. Bite me, I've got a hangover)
I was talking to a friend of mine in France the other day about the latest round of shenanigans in my dating life.
She asked if I'd found a rich man yet.
I said not yet.
She said "ah well, never mind, you can only get one or the other"
One or the other of what I asked?
Pots of money or a big dick.
And, having cast my mind over the 1 or 2 (maybe more) dicks I've encountered, I've gotta say that she's onto something there.
Which got me to thinking...
Why is it that a big dick and a big wallet are so often mutually exclusive?
And here's what I came up with--
Teenage boys spend a lot of time in the locker room showers and so get to see each other's equipment. They also spend an inordinate amount of time looking at porn.
So, by the time they are thinking about college, they know full well whether they are packing a big one or a little bit genitally challenged right?
AND THAT DICTATES (hehe dick-tates) THEIR CAREER CHOICE!
The guys with the little ones think "man, I'd better get me some money otherwise I'll never get laid" and they take the lawyer or day trader career path, f'rinstance.
The guys with the bigs ones hear "You are smart. You could be a lawyer you know, you don't have to be a struggling musician" and they think to themselves "fuck that noise, I've got me a big dick. I can be a struggling artist and still get laid"
Seems like a pretty sound theory to me.
Whatcha think?
I gotta say, this pretty much epitomizes *conflicted* for me.
Chris Evans. Not to be confused with the other Chris Evans
Here are some I made earlier:
5 Things I am Thankful for
British Personal Ads
How do you like to be dumped?
Not much to do with dating
Duh!
Do you date aliens"
Man's Best Friend
How do you like your foreskin?
Why do men love breasts?
Who pays?
What if?
Have you ever been experienced?
Surprise! I'm Pregnant!
Dogs and Dating
Erectile Dysfunction
Daddy's Girl
I need a Frenchman
What I want
The Fart Edition
Fisting and small snatches
How bloggers date
Did he die?
Je t'adore
Zeitgeisty's Behaviour