Again, sometimes the more direct simple answer is the TRUTHIEST... Hence my latest batch of TRANSLATIONS of some selected Dating Confessions...
"Yes, last night was fun. Yes, this morning was better. No, that look you gave me as you walked out the door and looked back at me didn't clear things up. No, I am not as level headed or cold as I seem. Yes, I could and maybe do like you. But am I going to call first? Nope. Be a man and tell me you want to see me again. Until then, don't come back to my house."
Oh.. didn't I happen to mention that I'm QUEEN OF THE BALLBUSTERS!!!!
"After having sex with your overweight self... I never knew how much BETTER it would be with someone who wasn't fat. Keep kidding yourself that ALL guysin the IT world are FAT. Because, if that's the case; I'll keep my barista."
I got dumped for constantly calling my nerdy boyfriend with a good job a fat ass, so I went out and fucked the tattooed hipster that works in the coffee shop, now I'm regretting it...
"we both know what we did. and we both dont regret it, as far as i know. so please just talk to me."
Oh man... I think this guy just fucked his mother...
"Would it kill you to tell me you loved me? That you miss me? Or to even call me or text me? Just fucking say hi. I'm the most depressed that I've ever been in, and all you can do it sit around and talk to that asshole that you just met. And we're still dating!"
Face it dude... she's about 10 seconds away from fucking that asshole.
"Someone I dated 8 years ago left me to get married. I've kept in touch (a little) and she seems mostly melancholy--not tragically damaged, but not happy or lively either. That almost makes up for having been dumped so she could get married 8 years ago."
by 'keeping in touch' I mean stalking her on myspace...
"The next guy who tells me how beautiful and amazing I am, and how I should never settle, and who DOESN'T WANT TO DATE ME, is getting a fucking punch in the face."
Jesus... they were just being nice!! What did you want them to say, you're a completely uninteresting woof woof that's most probably going to spend the rest of your life alone.. or maybe with 20 cats?..
"My boyfriend and I fantasize about having a mfm threesome. He wants to make it a reality...I think it's best left as a fantasy, but only because I think that's why it's so hot. Doing it might actually leave us disappointed in the end."
Your boyfriend is gay.
mamacita... Rosario Dawson!!!
I'm a breast man... the JUGS file
John McCain makes my peepee go limp
Video blog - 'The word on the steet' - the nature of attraction.
My dating confessions TRANSLATIONS
My internet dating advice
What we want vs. What we need and the power balance between man and women
All Porn SUCKS!!
The night PAULINA and I discussed sex
How important are someone's politics when choosing a patrner?
Hooksexup Confessions: It's all about the looks stupid!
Sex with someone I love - The MASTURBATION file
The Greatest Online Dating story - The PERSONALS file
'But baby I HAVE to put a profile up, it's required!!' - The GIRLFRIEND file
BITE ME! - Snark.
My first kiss...a remembrance of thing past
Feel the paste in you face - The FACIAL file
Talk dirty to me!!
I abstain! The fear to fuck
The unvarnished TRUTH about dating on the internet.
BITE ME!!!
Pontifications on the bangin' of ass - The ANAL file
The brass ring